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Procrastination monkey

A lazy person who often procrastinates and delays their work, often eats bananas and other fruits shaped like a planetarium to stay big and strong.
Johnny: Mike is such a procrastination monkey, he has big dreams that he wants to achieve yet he's just laying there on his couch doing nothing to reach them.
David: I think he has schizophrenia! Give him the pills Johnny!
by CookieLikeABookie January 4, 2023
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doss-monkey

What are you doing you fucking doss-monkey
by SublimeLime69 March 3, 2021
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Monkey Money

In-game currency in the games Bloons TD 6 and 5 that can be spent for a higher game advantage or cosmetic skins.
Person 1: "Did you know that compared to Arcaea Memories, which is another ingame currency, Monkey Money has a much lesser value when converting to USD implying that inflation exists in the Bloons TD 6 universe."
Person 2: "God damn."
by chair fucker 69 September 8, 2022
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buzz monkey

buzz monkey, a person with too much energy to dispose of in an orderly fashion.
she was dancing around like a hyperactive buzzmonkey on acid.
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MOPAR Monkey

MOPAR monkey’s are usually found at Underground takeovers showing off their freshly financed 392 Dodge Charger at 16.7% APR . Mopar monkeys usually have no actual knowledge of cars or care about them, only the clout they receive from ownership. Typically mopar monkeys will buy the car mainly cause they heard it in a new hit rap song. Mopar monkeys often like making their whips unique or standout, these include color changing headlights, two colored wraps on Chargers, and last but not least drive recklessly.
Bob: Hey tim see that totaled hellcat? Looks like jewish lightening got it.

Tim: Yea the mopar monkey probably couldn’t pay the loan to bank and decided to burn it for an insurance payout.
by Yadwick September 6, 2021
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Temple Monkey

Noun. A racial slur relative to Porch Monkey but for people of Jewish decent.
by Benhar February 12, 2009
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monkey tilt

Used most often used at the poker table, or in reference to a poker game.

An extreme form of tilt, often caused by a series of bad beats, excessive table banter from donkeys, or otherwise shit-ass luck in a poker game. The player experiencing monkey tilt may experience one or more of the following syptoms: 1) complete and utter disregard for money (in fact, other players may even claim that the player in question "hates money") 2) frequent bluffs and all-in moves before the flop in a no-limit hold-em game 3) calling bets with complete disregard for the cards or the odds being offered 4) jumping up and down screaming "oooh oooh aah ahh" while shoving a banana down your own throat
The dude in the 2-seat is on complete fucking monkey tilt.
by Carlos CFC October 12, 2005
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