Ahh glizzy

enigmatic noun \ ˈä ɡliz‑ē \
An ambiguous item (often symbolic or metaphorical) of no particular form that one is sought out to pursue in hopes of revelation. Commonly used in context of philosophical discussion.
Socrates: "Hey gang, just a reminder not to keep valuables in your car, someone tried to break into the neighbors' cars last night"
Aristotle: "That’s just dieter looking for the ahh glizzy"
by MUNGA_Glizzy April 22, 2025
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Glizzy Alarm Clock

I kept hitting snooze before my interview, so my girl finally got me up with a Glizzy Alarm Clock.
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glizzy gobbler

a person accused in court of gobblin' glizzys like theres no tomorrow
he's a glizzy gobbler.
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glizzy

something men say to sound fucking stupid. it’s deadass a hot dog.
cole: “yo, aha, last night jessica swallowed my dick like it was a glizzy.”

brad: “bro, i thought we had something...”
by savamaylei September 15, 2020
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Glizzy

The act of getting a Blowjob and eating a freshly grilled Glizzy simultaneously
DB just gave me a glizzy, it was the best 30 seconds of my life!!
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GLIZZY

yesmy: is that a cheese stick?
val: it looks like a glizzy
gaby: what is that?
erika: peepee
by peepeed420 May 8, 2022
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Reuben Glizzy

noun

1. A chaotic and confident sexual move that combines unexpected intensity, weirdly effective rhythm, and dirty talk that borders on performance art. The “sauerkraut” is the unpredictable extra flair — gritty, tangy energy that hits just right. It’s the kind of experience that makes you question your preferences in a good way.

2. A person who brings wild energy to the bedroom. Think goofy confidence, questionable metaphors, and a finish so theatrical you applaud without meaning to.
He looked me dead in the eye, said ‘time to kraut up,’ and went full Reuben Glizzy. I woke up sore, hydrated, and somehow subscribed to his OnlyFans. No notes
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