The Commoner Effect

When you’re a super smart person that hangs out with too many “regular” people and therefore lose your intelligence

“Riya, why did you get a 95 on that history test? Maybe if you didn’t go out to dinner with your commoner friends you could’ve gotten 100.”
^ meanwhile the “commoners” are just other people the same age as you
This is the commoner effect

by da riff April 26, 2024

izzy commons

she is a lovely and kind hearted person who will always listen to you and help you out. she cares for you and looks out for you more than she does for herself<3

person- i really need someone to talk to :(
person 2- go talk to izzy commons she’ll help you and listen to you

by the person next to you :) February 7, 2022

Common Sense

Common Sense: a general state of being in which the absurdity of life and people stuff seem holy transparant.
(it can also be used in a category of words like ethics and stuff like that.)

"Isn't there anything sacred anymore? Totally common sense!

"It's common sense. No, you can't eat it or that."

by good attention July 31, 2013

comedy of the commons

because the irony of the "Tragedy of the commons" is that humans (and our mental economics) are HUGELY stupid. sobig stupid.

by jek September 9, 2003

Common Delosinator

Somebody who sucks and makes everybody else suck too

Person 1: Man we just lost a game of Fortnite
Person 2: Were you playing with that one guy? I always lose when I play with him
Person 1: Actually yes I was. He must be the common delosinator

by FlyMayberry December 3, 2020

Common Clues

Having common sense while using context clues

Kareem: Are you tired?
Me: What does it look like use your common clues dumbass

by TheRealNigga_ March 24, 2021