bloody mcdougall

A disturbing act involving period sex. When all bloodied up, a guy pulls out and quickly rushes to the girl's face to paint a large line of red down one side. He will often shout "Freedom!" in his best Scottish accent, then run away.

If not for the Bloody McDougall I gave that chick, we would have only needed one towel.

by DB Wyld December 22, 2017

Bloody Mary

Mary I of England (1516–1558), Queen of England and Ireland, so called because of her execution of numerous protestants.
There is an urban legend that was made about her haunting mirrors ever since she was found dead near a broken mirror with her face smashed in beyond recognition.

Martin: “...And so she haunts every mirror and can only be summoned by saying her name 3 times!”
Luke: “I’m NOT gonna say that 3 times, I’m not stupid.”
Martin: “Come on, it’s just a scary children’s story. What could go wrong?”
Luke: “Fine... Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary... f*** this I’m out!”

by Severe Sammy November 7, 2020

Bloody Buckets

When a guy does not want to experience the feels of a female during her time of the month

Girl: You should be happy you're not a female
Boy: what? oh never mind I don't want bloody buckets

by BLITZ0COMMONS0 June 4, 2015

Bloody Caesar

Eating out your girl on her period. Also a cocktail comprised of a Bloody Mary and clam juice.

"Went out to the bar with the boys, got a Bloody Caesar. Had another when I got home to the lady."

-Darin Bandsaw

by SirChuckleFuckTheDaft November 15, 2021

Bloody Marco

Similar to a bloody Mary with the distinct difference of extra spice!

You want a bloody Mary? I need to sweat out this hangover, I'll take a Bloody Marco!

by anonymous October 2, 2020

Bloody Simba

When a man fucks a female until her vagina bleeds uncontrollably. He then punches her in the right kidney and as she drops to the floor the man does a swift Rafiki move across her for head with his blood covered penis! Then pick her up and hold her over the balcony and chant SIMBAAAAAA!!

That bitch is being fucking lippy I am going to skull drag her up to my balcony and “Bloody Simba” her like she deserves

by Colemansense March 22, 2019

bloody pineapple

Cutting of a pineapple in such a manner to insert the male sex gland! Leaving the skin on with thorns to really give the pineapple a good grip causing the persons hand to bleed! After orgasm has occurred the person with the bloody hand then slaps the other! Bloody pineapple!!!

Larry was allergic to grapefruit and wanted his gf to grapefruit him, only other option they had in the house was a pineapple. Except they were into the kinkier side of things and made it gory! She grasped the pineapple hard while stroking his member then slapped him with her bloody hand! Bloody pineapple!

by Dizzlegee July 13, 2022