fag wagon

A wagon or car full of Fags(Homosexuals). Used as an insult, it dates back to when bundles of sticks were transported by horse-driven wagon. It is used most commonly when someone and or a group you didn't invite to your party shows up anyway.

Bruce: "Aye! Looks like the fag wagon finally arrived!"
Jaime: "Shut up! do you always have to be such a douche!? GAWD!"
Bruce: "YAYE!!!"

by C. Calypso April 8, 2016

Hustle Wagon

A name used to describe a tricked out ghetto car, or an individual with immense swag, even on foot.

Wendy is the Hustle Wagon

by DOMINATOR AF April 12, 2012

swagin wagon

The official bandwagon of swagger. A person or group is on the swag wagon when they have had a recent run of success and are increasingly confident because of it.
(840928)Stephens definition: an abundance of wagons, a swag filled with swags

George, lets get on the swagin wagon

by Stephen P M August 1, 2016

Wagon Painting

The act of humming 'I Was Born Under A Wandering Star' while performing oral sex.

My ex used to spice up fellatio by Wagon Painting and now I can't look at Lee Marvin in the same way.

by Shifty McFoghorn May 1, 2012

Saigon Wagon

The art of taking a pvc pipe and inserting it into the rectum of an individual and proceeding to pour melted wagon wheels through the tube.

Bradley snuck up on James while he was taking a nap in foods class and gave him the most hefty saigon wagon his highschool had ever seen.

by viddycent November 22, 2011

Chunch Wagon

A van full of undocumented immigrants (usually of the Mexican persuasion) headed to a construction job site. The van must contain at least 10 illegals to be considered a wagon of the CHUNCH variety.

Me: “Hey bro, I spotted a fleet of chunch wagons headed towards that new apartment complex being built on Martin Luther King Jr Boulevard”

Friend: “Lmao the bean brigade is at it again”

by chunchlord July 25, 2021

Power Wagon

Big, voluptuous ass that you can't look away from. Similar to dump truck booty, junk on the trunk, etc.

Dude, I hopped in that power wagon last night and it was one hell of a ride!

by TheDudeSupreme May 15, 2023