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Hit by a truck

If someone's intestines are not laying on the ground, they don't look like they got hit by a truck. If they don't get airborne, they didn't go flying. Stepping backwards a few feet isn't the same thing as getting knocked airborne for many yards.
The guy stepped backwards a few feet to keep his balance after being pushed. He didn't get knocked airborne and he wasn't hamburger meat, so he didn't go flying or look like he had been hit by a truck, no matter how much the bubbly girl wanted her bubble and her story inflated. Hit by a truck tends to get a bit messier than what actually happened.
by Solid Mantis April 5, 2021
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Monster Trucking

To lay down and roll over someone else who is laying down next to you.
He started monster trucking her in the bed when she refused his advances.
by Bailey_unearth May 12, 2014
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Truck Boogers

The build up of ice and snow on the fenders (behind the tires) of cars and trucks during winter driving, which eventually reach a state of mass causing them to fall off and litter the highways, etc.
After having had a bad experience experience in his late 20's, the good samaritan Buford would walk around the downtown shopping district kicking the truck boogers off of parked cars.
by westek12 January 14, 2010
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shwantzter truck

A very large 4x4 pick-up truck monster truck driven by men who are compensating for having a small penis shwantztoolflesh weapon.
"Yo, that asshole in the shwantzter truck just cut me off... What a pudd!"
by Judd B. December 21, 2008
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jeep truck

nathen wants a jeep truck, that car is ugly
by makdngdyfh October 30, 2019
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truck whore

Usually mislabeled as a country girl, listens to country music, wears cowgirl boots, and camo will fuck you in your lifted truck and use you when yall date is a hoe.
You see Trevor's new girlfriend in his truck with the camo on?

Yeah that truck whore!
by Strawberry5588 March 8, 2017
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Dump Truck

A wide-bottomed bitch who's addicted to black (heroin) and she can't take a shit cuz her asshole's tightly packed, so when you hear that beeping sound when a big rigg backs it up, you better get out the way cuz here comes the dump truck.
Someone call the plumber cuz that dusty old dump truck clogged the toilet again!
by Dallas Duzit February 11, 2021
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