Dad Joke

A joke (typically a play on words) that is loaded with cheese and is lacking in originality and comedic value. Dad jokes are most often performed by people who have lost their way in the fields of comedy due to years of strenuous fatherhood and laboring in the workforce.

While it is possible for a dad joke to be genuinely enjoyable, the odds of that happening are slim to none.

'I'm hungry' "Hi hungry, I'm dad!" 'Dope dad joke bro I'm gonna go dig my own grave real quick thanks for that.'

by Ginrephiced E-file May 21, 2020

a fucking joke

A fucking joke. take it.

why cant you take a fucking joke?

by TheCapnREEEEEEEEE February 18, 2020

Joking Ghost

The act of ejaculating on someone while they are sleeping without being caught.

Girlfriend: "I woke up covered in jizz, what the fuck!?"

Boyfriend: "Call some paranormal investigators, I'm pretty sure you room is haunted by a joking ghost"

by jewCjuice October 13, 2010

joke whore

a woman who bangs guys for their sense of humor

Janet is such a joke whore. She'll go for anyone who can make her laugh.

by Pinokio July 13, 2015

america joke

9/11

its america joke day!!!!

by the name i am using September 11, 2023

table joke

Table Joke: a flat out terrible joke that is usually used as a conversation filler EX: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To play checkers! This is a table joke

by Runawayhomelessman January 31, 2017

Tommy Joke

A joke which is told and only funny to the person telling the joke.

Thomas told me a joke which was not funny even though it was funny to him. He pulled a Tommy Joke!

by XxSaltyGxX September 4, 2018