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Jarring

This whole thing with Olivia is so Jarring bro, she believes nothing i say.
by H.A.A.A May 30, 2022
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jarring

Miss Lawden is the definition of jarring

-loicia
bruh she just is shes a jarring twat
by louuu_68 June 28, 2021
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Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex
Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 11, 2018
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poop in a jar

When you poop in a jar and shake it around and drink it like a smoothie
My girl made me a poop in a jar last night that shut slapped
by Officer dub hub March 15, 2021
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Penny Jar

A term used to describe urban areas with a high concentration of poor blacks
Keep away from that penny jar at night if you don't want to be mugged.
by marylincoln April 10, 2011
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Avacodo in a jar

When you put ones flaccid penis in a jar and then have it become erect, then you have a avacodo in a jar
As Sara sensually touched John's body she whispered in his ear and said erotically "Wana try the Avacodo in a jar"
by DragonLivesMatter January 7, 2022
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Jarred Varin

A threesome involving three guys, one lays on the ground facing up (the Jarred Varin) while the other two place their dicks in his mouth and drag him across the carpet using only their cocks, until the "Jarred Varin" drowns in semen.
Holy shit that guy just gave his boyfriend and his brother a Jarred Varin !
by Arsene Lupin Boss August 15, 2021
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