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The Chinese Zodiac

The Chinese Zodiac cycles divided into 12 parts

each labels at least the majority of those parts with names of animals, and each is widely associated with a culture of attributing influence of a person's relationship to the cycle.
Person 1:Hey,you're a Tiger in the chinese zodiac,right?
Person 2:Yeah. What sign are you?
Person 3:I'm a Rabbit
by TheZodiacGirl June 16, 2010
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chinese enama

A "chinese enama" is when you are preforming anal sex and pee in there ass for a great sensation.
A chinese enama is when you get bonned in th ass
by TJKKk666 May 26, 2008
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Chinese Burn

Putting both hands on a cock and twisting in opposite directions.
She was sucking me off when I farted, so she gave me a chinese burn. I haven't been able to piss right for a week.
by TedZeppelin March 3, 2007
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chinese meatball

A chinese meatball is when, during foreplay, the man takes out a small knife and whittles his bell-end until it is sharp and pointy. He then uses it to poke out the eyes of his partner. The next step is for the man to cut out his own testes, and put them in the eyesockets of his partner.
Terrence: Hey man! Look at that rooster over there!
Jill: Sorry, Samuel gave me a Chinese Meatball, my eyes are testicals.
by Chud April 19, 2005
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chinese food

One of the few things China got right.
Person A: Going to get chinese food!
Person B: Oh my god! I'm so going
Person A: But I have like never talked to you since we were 4.
Person B: Shut the fuck up! We can talk when we get there.
by lalalayo July 3, 2009
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