by jcns October 6, 2016
Get the Brandonmug. A relatively slick, yet reserved individual who has an unrelenting, arguably disturbing fixation for tot wees. His affinity for tot wees is boldy displayed through twiddling, fiddling and all out diddling. If you come across a Brandon the best course of action is to notify the appropriate authorities as he is likely wanted in numerous municipalities. Salacious.
"Hide you kids, Brandon is on the loose"
"Did you hear Brandon got banned from Disney World?!"
Q:Where is Brandon?
A: Probably over there on that jumping castle. If not there, check the seesaw or tire swing.
"Did you hear Brandon got banned from Disney World?!"
Q:Where is Brandon?
A: Probably over there on that jumping castle. If not there, check the seesaw or tire swing.
by Tastycrumpets October 26, 2013
Get the Brandonmug. A dumb nerdy kid, who only plays video games, talks about his girlfriend, and thinks he's awesome. He has a ridiculously small penis, but struts around like he has a noob tube in his pants. He's simply a dumbass
Guy 1:Bro, what the fuck is that guy doing to that girls hair?
Guy 2: Omg...he's sniffing it....he's obviously a Brandon.
Guy 1: What an annoying freak
Guy 2: Omg...he's sniffing it....he's obviously a Brandon.
Guy 1: What an annoying freak
by DJHAGGERMOUTH July 15, 2011
Get the Brandonmug. A person who watches to much porn and decides to Smoke, Drink, Becoming a drug dealer and a rapist soon when he grows up. He bullys people and he's a very mean bitch.
Fuck you piece of shit brandon
by TheLoyalMan May 17, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. A Brandon is a Player. He will pick 2 unlucky girls and go back and forth until they realize he isnt really that cute or interesting after all and find someone else. He is also extremely gay. Everyone suspects he likes penis in his butthole because he walks around like one is already stuck in it. He is also extremely boring. He is a big "oneword texter" and he'll make you make all the decisions and do all the work in the relationship. His Gayness isnt the only thing that is Flaming, his acne is HORRID. Over all he is a Jerk that cant be trusted, so dont waste your time on him.
Girl #1: Girl cheer up he isnt worth it
Girl #2: (in tears)
girl #1 : he is such a Brandon! girl you were just his cover!
Girl #2: (in tears)
girl #1 : he is such a Brandon! girl you were just his cover!
by EX girlfriend (: November 5, 2011
Get the Brandonmug. biggest 2-faced lying asshole you will ever meet. If you meet a brandon, walk away immediately. He is the scum of the earth and the worst person you will ever meet. This name is another name for satan, if you fall in love with a brandon you will go to hell and be cursed.
by TheLuchalor December 9, 2012
Get the Brandonmug. To make a series of suggestions to a group so when they meet they all come to the same conclusion. The one you planted.
"You brandonized that meeting, everyone was eating out of your hands"
"You brandonized that meeting, everyone was eating out of your hands"
by alovelyman October 31, 2011
Get the Brandonizemug.