November 5th

STAB ALL YOUR SHORT FRIENDS!!!!!! THEY DONT NEED TO LIVE IF THEY SHORT

short friend *dies*
short guy walking by : "Why did u stab him?"
Me: "Its November 5th"
short guy walking : "Oh ok" *dies*

by MINECRAFT GUY 69,420 November 04, 2019

November 5th

international, Punch your siblings day

hey sis, its november 5th
sibling: shit.

by xFalconQueenx November 05, 2020

November 5th

National booty pic day. The day where you send your close friends or your boyfriend a booty pic😘

Bro... today is November 5th..
No way I’m gonna hit up Shannon
Bro yessss NATIONAL BOOTY PIC DAYY

by Loskshqjaid November 06, 2019

November 5th

If your name is Ava, then you need to break up with your boyfriend.

Ava: We need to breakup.
Boy: No! Please?
Ava: Sorry, it's November 5th and my name's Ava

by Bybybybyby November 05, 2020

November 5th

Grab your girlfriends ass day

John: I’m glad it’s November 5th
Jake: Why
John: I get to grab my girlfriends ass without telling her

by Months November 04, 2019

November 5th

National bad bitch day. Good day for sex.

girlll it’s november 5th lemme get sum dick🤪🤪🤪

by condoms are not an option November 05, 2019

november 5th

Hug your girlfriend/boyfriend day

Girl:hugs boyfriend*
Boy:what was that for
Girl: it's november 5th duh

by The Girl,shhh November 03, 2020