Nerd

One who is very smart and intelligent. Has higher grades than most people and loves school. Wants to do something with their life.

Eww she is a nerd!

by Ssmmaarrtt ggiirrll June 01, 2016

Nerd

1.A socially unstable person.
2.A mis-used term to refer to a person way smarter than themselves.

OMG, they guy is such a Nerd.

You Are Such A Nerd!!

by an-onimoose November 01, 2008

nerd

One who has never set foot in a fashionable clothing store and has never been out with the opposite sex. not necessarily one whose IQ is greater than their weight, but one who shows it. Could also be one who shows more interest in tech-related things than the opposite sex. nerds also tend to wake up early on weekends and waste time doing pointless work that is not required for school.

nerd 1: OHEMGEE, so are you going to attend the great science and technology archiectural genius super-duper smart people convention this saturday at 6:00 AM?????
nerd 2: OF COURSE, DEEEUUUUUDEEEEEE!!! i heard that they have a new proto-cannon that uses Nuper power!!!!!

normal dude: dude omg, chelsea is soooo fucking hot, i think im gonna ask her out.

by nerdsneedtogetalifeomfg April 02, 2009

nerd

The term nerd has derived from posers who could not fit into a crowd and have resorted to absolute patheticness by trying to be different in their own "unique way". They typically like downloading PC games instead of downloading pornography of Kazaa on their spare time and they enjoy hanging out with their "friends" over the internet. Usually these friends consist of 40 year old males who say they have similar interests but are only trying to "get together for a visit". Also, nerds don't have social lives so they play with childish Pokemon cards during their lunch hour or during their spare period at school, not to mention they think of ways of "trying to take over the world". They also enjoy long walks on the beach with tight overalls on a hot sunny days and candelight dinners (glowsticks) with family and fellow nerd friends. They enjoy shopping for the latest designs at Thrift Stores and the Salvation Army and enjoy rocking glasses their parents wore when they were in high school.

Ex.1 --> Mahivens! Common Jimmie, let's go get a copy of Gilbert goes to computer camp before it's sold ouT!

Ex.2 --> My virgin eyes! I lost my glasses!

Ex.3--> My name is Nazim Ould-Brahim I love Bilal Latif and his Paki hairdo.

Ex.4--> - Kwah! Hey guys...I hava joke 4 u...
- What now Jimmie?
-What's Cooler than being cold?
- Ice Cold! Kwah! Get it? Get iT? Kwah!

by Ze KinG Of AnTi-NeRdisM March 10, 2004

nerd

originally a 'dick-head'. From the French word 'noeud'(literally 'knot'), the slang meaning of which is the glans penis, the enlarged section at the head of the penis, hence 'dick-head'.

whadda nerd!

by klidenengro February 04, 2004

nerd

A loser with no life usually. If they have friends they're usually nerds too. They're usually smart and love to sit in front of the computer all day.

Nerds need to get lives.

by None of ur buisness December 16, 2007

Nerd

Female who gives a very good blowjob.

Casey a nerd. She gives that good brain.

by Dat Nigga Dee November 30, 2007