shower pop tart

A sexual innuendo used to depict a female using a pop tart, preferably cherry or hot fudge flavored, to pleasure herself early in the morning while in the shower. The pop tart will obviously turn soggy. This is often considered a delicacy in high-class societies around the world and is always eaten by a significant other present during the pleasuring in the shower.

Michelle: "Katie, did you eat breakfast yet?"
Katie: "Actually, I did already. My boyfriend and I shared a shower pop tart this morning."

by Like Father Like Son October 29, 2008

Shower concert

Taking a shower baked/high from smoking weed, while listening to your favorite jams.

Dude just had an amazing shower concert jamming to tame impala.

by Leebull March 12, 2020

Shower (or hamper)

A person who watches his sister(or brother) in the shower.

Hey shower, quit watching your sister!
hey hamper, quit watching your brother!

by aqui May 13, 2005

Shower Curtain

Noun. The act of wetting your pants, letting it dry, and then later, without changing clothes, having oral sex with someone. They don't know it but they just licked something as filthy as a shower curtain.

I got drunk and pissed myself at the party. Six hours later I was making out with that red headed chick and she gave me a shower curtain.

by TeamMillunzi February 18, 2009

shower pool

When you dont have a pool but you have a cold shower to cool you down, preferably water temperture resembling pool conditions.

its so damn hot today, i think im gonna take a dip in the shower pool.

by cdeezybz September 23, 2009

Shower Toy

A fuckable woman of petit proportions that could conceivably used to wash yourself, although principally she would be manhandled in bed.

Those guest dudes on Dancing With the Stars must have fun moving those Shower Toys across the dancefloor

by Irish Bobby March 19, 2008

Shower-job

Having your penis stimulated and get a boner while you are taking a shower. Usually water falls on it and will feel like a BJ.

You- Man I can't stand taking a shower anymore!

Guy- How come?

You- I always get a Shower-job and my penis gets all big!

Guy- That stinks man!

by kingballer16 August 15, 2010