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by wawawawawawawawwawawawawawawaw September 26, 2019
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Tower Tard

A term used to refer to the idiots who attend Rowan University and live in the Tower in Holly Pointe Commons. These retards have an IQ less than room temperature and destroy anything they come across.
Did you see the bathroom on 6th floor F pod? I heard the tower tards ripped the the paper towel dispenser off the wall and threw it in the toilet.
by bruhmomeny345690 December 8, 2019
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tard waggling

the wobbling while walking that one experiences while intoxicated or retarded
Brian was definitely tard waggling down our hall last night after he got fucked up on two wine coolers.
by C.Jizzle (Forizzle) February 26, 2009
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tarding out

The action of an electronic device which does not function for an extended amount of time or frequently for short periods of time. This is usually associated with computers and cellphones.
Sorry I couldn't answer back last night, my phone was tarding out on me.

I'm trying to print, but the computer keeps tarding out!
by Gainesville Greenhouse June 11, 2011
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t-tarded

adj. the inability to use t9 (predictive text). t9 was designed to make typing text messages easier; however, the user must be smarter than the phone for feature to work properly. t-tardedness is enhanced with alcohol consumption.
"dude - do you ever read your nonsense texts before pressing the send button? you're totally t-tarded!"
by Irish Goddess October 18, 2008
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Tard tango

When playing call of duty: a duel where two players miss their knife lunges and circle each other whilst spamming their knife buttons.
Jimmy and Timmy were locked in a Tard tango yesterday.
by jormungard February 24, 2011
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Tard-Head

1. Someone with autism that thinks it’s an excuse to act like a dickhead. This actually happens more often than you think, for 2 reasons: it being common to simply not understand much social cues, or because it heavily was (and still is, albeit to a lesser extent) associated with having a lower iq, with 40% of autistic people actually having intellectual disability.
Godlys, you’re a tard-head, man you’re a jackass.
by Godlys June 10, 2023
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