j max

hittin a joint while fucking a girl in the ass

Yo I j maxed the shit out of Lynn last night.

by Jordan and Max August 2, 2008

J Buffed

1) Getting so drunk to the point that Jimmy Buffett music becomes palatable.

(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music

(1) Dan doesn't usually listen to Jimmy Buffett, but he was so J Buffed last night that he enjoyed the music!

(2) Pat was getting J Buffed last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville"

by M Albury September 26, 2012

standy j

A handjob performed while both parties are standing up.

The first known occurrence took place in Fulham, London during 2015 where the standy j was executed against the living room door to stop fellow housemates in the room. The standy j was finalised with the recipient catching his own nectar, thus keeping the carpet stain free

We were having a tickle fight and before I knew it, she stood me up and gave me a standy J.

by Alltalksubway March 5, 2020

J. Carmack

1. The vessel in which the Makron manifests itself in our universe.
2. Co-founder of id software

1. Through J. Carmack the Makron will kill us all
2. If it were'nt for good ol' J. Carmack we wouldnt have fun games

by X.Legend June 11, 2006

J-Creezy

Jesus Christ. The Messiah of the Catholic faith.

J-Creezy showed up at that ill party and made it iller by turning the water into wine.

by ʝ℈w$ June 22, 2010

Pound J

$5 dollar bag of weed,reefer,pot etc.
Ptown VA ALL DaY

This pound J will roll a nice L(blunt). A pound J weighs 0.6g.

by PtOWN$$VA June 1, 2011

Sleep j

when you give a sleeping person a bj (blow job)

dear husband was passed out on the couch again and I was so frustrated I gave him a sleep j in hopes of rousing him

by super8mm October 28, 2011