Zonked

Zonked is catch-all term for when you're absolutely floored or wasted. It is a useful descriptor for a state of ineptitude from being too tired or too far gone.

People who say they're zonked are, at that moment, unable to properly engage with what's happening in a useful manner. If someone tells you they're zonked, gently remind them they are entitled to a free timeout and a drink of water.

1: Hey - are you alright? You look out of it.
2: ... Dude, I'm zonked!

1: I hear you, bud. Let's take a break. Want a water?
2: Oh, man, yeah! Thanks, I really needed that.

by tibular September 22, 2022

Zonked

When one falls asleep extremely quickly and prematurely so they subsequently wake up very exhausted

"wow I got home last night and completely zonked !!"

"shut up bitch"

by lilcheesesticks December 2, 2022

Zonked

To be very high on marijuana.

"Look at Zack. He's absolutely zonked right now"

by Bengonto June 10, 2023

Zonked

So unbelievable catastrophically cross faded

“Dude I just had six beers and a fat joint”
“Broo you are zonked !”

by Catsanddogs354 July 27, 2024

zonked Out

When some one has passed out.

"I am about to zonk out."
"She just zonked out!"
"I'm about to be zonked out."

by TheLegitBritX March 24, 2012

Zonked To The Skies

Popularized by the book The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe. It means to be very fucked up on psychedelic drugs primarily LSD.

1. Rafael: I'm so zonked to the skies !
2. Sunshine: Lets get zonked to the skies !

by JIBTECHWARRIOR June 22, 2008

Zonked out

When you or someone is asleep and will not wake up.

"You where zonked out yesterday." Said Nicole.

"Yeah. It was a good nap." Said Linda.

by BabyMasterJR January 27, 2019