The smartest person you'll know, and perhaps the ugliest. He is always loyal to his friends and is willing to help you out with anything and is most definitely the most real person out there who doesn't care about oh her peoples opinions. He's mostly a lonely guy and doesn't have anyone to go to when he's down. Zain will always want to accomplish big things and make it in life and hates the thought of failure.

"Wow look at how ugly he is"
"yeah he's probably a Zain"

Zain by 23hill October 29, 2018

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Zain

An Insane kid addicted to Cocaine

OHS Kid: Hey, Your Lookin Like Zain

OHS Kid2: WHAT(DEEP VOICE)

Zain by zain Hassan May 23, 2007

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Zain

A widely popular pornographic genre among many young children of the middle east. A "Zain" is a joke by many parents that name there kids. By birth, if ones child looks like he has a small penis but oversized testicle area, the parents name him "Zain". Many shock videos titled "Zain Porn" include a man named Zain with a small penis yet over sized Testicle area. The medical term is Testicular Elephantitis.

Man that boy i was with had a really weird cock.
How so?
Well his balls were huge but his dick was small
YUP thats a ZAIN!
ohhhh no wonder

Zain by anonomous3222323 December 8, 2011

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Zain

Zain is a very stubborn and very lanky person.

He is a ladies man and mean.

Hes very impatient and annoying.

The feature which stands out the most is his big moustache and bushy monobrow.

Have u seen Zain?

Yeah hes the one with a big moustache!

Zain by Annoymous20000 March 23, 2019

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