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Zaide

A Zaide is a very conceited person, who thinks they are always right. They will never admit that they are wrong and will ALWAYS fight back. People who are named Zaide are known to be quite violent, and are overly obsessed with the thought of punching someone. They are dominant males, and would never hesitate on hurting you if you do them wrong.

Zaides are known to be quite players and would most definitely break your heart.
Run away, Zaide is here.

Omg. He's such a Zaide!
by TooSm4rtF4rY4o January 31, 2020
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ZAIDS

Zombie Aids.
Similar to the unfortunate disease, Acquired Immuno-Diffiency Syndrome, however it comes from Zombies. Which sucks.
Guy 1: So I was walking, man, and this zombie came up and totally just decked the crap out of me. I woke up in the hospital and heard I got ZAIDS.
Guy 2: That's so not sexcellent, man.
by Cerealkiller290 April 30, 2009
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Zaid

A gay person who has no friends. He should live in a dumpster in an alleyway. He is also a whale. He is so stupid that he does a shiz he says "why is there rotten gravy coming out of my bum. You would ask him a question like what is the answer to 1+1 and he would have no idea. He would take things to seriously like if you said that if you dug straight down you would land in China and then he would get a shovel and start digging down.
Person 1 " I wonder if whales eat sharks?"
Person 2 " Ask zaid he would know he's a whale so he can speak whale"
by boooiiii im smart September 11, 2019
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Zaid

I hate zaid
by znnasbbdbsjahha October 11, 2017
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Zaid

The fattest of the fattest. No word can describe him.
A: He is a fucking ZAID!
B: YOU SHALL NOT SAY THAT NAME!
by m3yoursis December 19, 2018
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Zaid

Zaid is such a nonce
by iyutfdryster November 8, 2020
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Zaid

Its a gay ass nigga whit smol ass dick,he usualy makes Parkour whit cancer
A: Bro I have GAY
B. U must have zaid
by penialmaniak April 27, 2018
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