Zaide

A Zaide is a very conceited person, who thinks they are always right. They will never admit that they are wrong and will ALWAYS fight back. People who are named Zaide are known to be quite violent, and are overly obsessed with the thought of punching someone. They are dominant males, and would never hesitate on hurting you if you do them wrong.

Zaides are known to be quite players and would most definitely break your heart.
Run away, Zaide is here.

Omg. He's such a Zaide!
by TooSm4rtF4rY4o February 01, 2020
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ZAIDS

Zombie Aids.
Similar to the unfortunate disease, Acquired Immuno-Diffiency Syndrome, however it comes from Zombies. Which sucks.
Guy 1: So I was walking, man, and this zombie came up and totally just decked the crap out of me. I woke up in the hospital and heard I got ZAIDS.
Guy 2: That's so not sexcellent, man.
by Cerealkiller290 April 30, 2009
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Zaid

A gay person who has no friends. He should live in a dumpster in an alleyway. He is also a whale. He is so stupid that he does a shiz he says "why is there rotten gravy coming out of my bum. You would ask him a question like what is the answer to 1+1 and he would have no idea. He would take things to seriously like if you said that if you dug straight down you would land in China and then he would get a shovel and start digging down.
Person 1 " I wonder if whales eat sharks?"
Person 2 " Ask zaid he would know he's a whale so he can speak whale"
by boooiiii im smart September 11, 2019
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Zaid

by znnasbbdbsjahha October 10, 2017
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Zaid

The fattest of the fattest. No word can describe him.
A: He is a fucking ZAID!
B: YOU SHALL NOT SAY THAT NAME!
by m3yoursis December 19, 2018
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Zaid

A guy hving a huge sex appeal in woman, and Likely to lose his virginity before being committed
I wanna have sex with Zaid...
by Vagau October 26, 2017
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Zaid

A man who worships Bob Ross and to the extent of having an afro himself.
That man's afro is not as good as Zaid.
by Akshew December 19, 2018
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