yoda

a short green guy who learned enlgish from some guy across the Mexican boarder

"All day i worked and the money mine is, bruno!" -Yoda

by Thor 1942 June 14, 2007

a psycho who SMOKES WEEEEEED

by iszy November 5, 2003

A large, enormus, horse-hung, retractable penis.

Yoda pimps out all of the R2's with his yoda.

by Ewok Commander June 5, 2005

an elder who is strong in the ways of the force

dang dude that guys a yoda hes old AND he can screw you good!!!!! mmmmmm

by heinzketchup January 18, 2003

the greatest shizdbidelyite of all time. he has wrinkeld green skin nad he teaches kids how to chop people up with a light enhanced saber.

wow look at that yoda with his blue light enhanced saber.

by bob saget June 22, 2004

Slang term ;Wrinkled old coffin dodger usualy found at the front of any given queue when you are already running late.

by fish May 17, 2003

a small green piece of yoda(crap).Smells very bad and sits in the toilet.Gets all they ladies.Even the enochs.

Yoda sat in the toilet so i flushed him.He stole my GF and ruined my life.I hate you Yoda.

by joe lee December 29, 2005