yoda

slang for marijuana.

Guy 1: Dude, do you have any yoda on you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I was gonna go out back and fight the empire for awhile.

by cipher447 August 22, 2010

yoda

a psycho who SMOKES WEEEEEED

dis some goooood shit mutha fucka

by iszy November 5, 2003

yoda

A large, enormus, horse-hung, retractable penis.

Yoda pimps out all of the R2's with his yoda.

by Ewok Commander June 12, 2005

yoda

an elder who is strong in the ways of the force

dang dude that guys a yoda hes old AND he can screw you good!!!!! mmmmmm

by heinzketchup January 17, 2003

yoda

the greatest shizdbidelyite of all time. he has wrinkeld green skin nad he teaches kids how to chop people up with a light enhanced saber.

wow look at that yoda with his blue light enhanced saber.

by bob saget June 21, 2004

yoda

Slang term ;Wrinkled old coffin dodger usualy found at the front of any given queue when you are already running late.

by fish May 17, 2003

yoda

a small green piece of yoda(crap).Smells very bad and sits in the toilet.Gets all they ladies.Even the enochs.

Yoda sat in the toilet so i flushed him.He stole my GF and ruined my life.I hate you Yoda.

by joe lee December 28, 2004