group work

1. An attempt by teachers to encourage "team work" that ultimately fails as one person does all the work while everyone gets credit.
2. An exercise where everyone quabbles to the end of the period in an attempt to finish an assignment.
3. Death.

After being assigned group work at school, Billy became mysteriously ill for the next few days.

by serenavandq February 6, 2012

work hot

A person that may or may not be hot, but is the most attractive person in the set of people you work with so you lust after him/her.

Person 1: So this new girl at your work is she hot?

Person 2: Hell yeah...well I mean she's work hot.

by Smiledriver September 25, 2005

the work

It's like the first slice on a loaf of bread....nobody wants it. If you receive the work, you will definitely be fucked up after because you aint experienced anything like it before.

Sam said he wanted the work, so I gave him the cooking of a life time.

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

partner work

A smaller version of group work, where one partner does all the work while the other partner does jack**** and still gets credit.

Partner work usually ensues in the ending of friendships.

by serenavander October 31, 2011

Virtual Work Girlfriend

A relationship you developed with an exceptionally witty female colleague during the COVID pandemic while working remotely, despite having never met in person. The entire relationship is based on far too many zoom calls and slack chats talking about mindless work crap and how stupid and lame all your coworkers are. The top ranked virtual female friend receives the coveted label "girlfriend". An improvement over the traditional "work wife" in spite of being apparently lower on the hierarchy. This is because you don't share a physical space so there are fewer requirements to buy expensive, shiny things to keep her happy, and arguments can be conveniently ended with "internet issues".

Child 1 "Mom found out Dad was going to Austin to meet his virtual work girlfriend!"
Child 2 "Oh shit."

by Emperor Little Bits March 15, 2022

Charity work

Hanging out with someone simply because nobody likes them or they are less fortunate.

The other night I went to get icecream with Ben. I love doing charity work.

by Jesuslovesyou69 September 8, 2019

Monkey Work

Useless miscellaneous tasks or duties assigned to someone capable of more challenging work. These tasks are usually boring and require very little brain activity. The type of work involved is somewhat professional, but still monotonous and stupid to the employee.

"I just got demoted at my job. The crap I'm doing now is frickin' monkey work."

by Tay from da Bay December 9, 2006