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Cloning the Woolly Mammoth

Sex act where a hairy males back is shaved then the shavings are taken and placed into a condom which the male wears during sex. After he ejaculates into the condom the mixture is poured on his partners back.
Brenda shaved my back and then I wound up cloning the woolly mammoth all over her back.
by EL TIMMAH January 5, 2012
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chocolate woolly mammoth

A sexual act in which one takes a dump on a girl's chest, shaves their pubes onto their own shit, and proceedes to titty fuck her
For those who do not draw the line at the chili dog, there is the chocolate woolly mammoth: shittier, hairier, and smellier than anything previously invented.
by Wangcaster September 19, 2009
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Awkward Woolly Mammoth

Awkward Woolly Mammoth
In the line of the Awkward Turtle family... but this is to be used for the MOST SUPREME of awkward moments. Do the awkward woolly mammoth by outstretching your arms and curving them downward, and then waddling forward. Add an awkward trunk motion if the situation calls for it.
Person 1: "Dude. I knocked on my ex-boyfriend's door and his girlfriend opened the door without her shirt on as he buttoned up his pants" *does the awkward woolly mammoth move*

Person 2: Yea that is so awkward you gotta call upon an extinct animal.

such a moment calls for the most extreme of the awkward motions- the awkward woolly mammoth.
by FranFine February 29, 2008
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Woolay

A noise emitted from putting too much emphasis on wooly, as in a wooly sweater. It came from the Mortal Kombat character Quan Chi, who shouts it as while he does one of his moves.

Woolay is a word you may shout, and nobody will understand it except people who also played as quan chi for more than five minutes. It may also be used as a battle cry before doing something.
Quan Chi: WOOLAY!
*hypnotizes enemy into snapping their own neck*

Me:WOOLAY!
*begins running a marathon*
by quan cheese April 27, 2012
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Wooly bobos

Slang term for testicles. More than likely it is an unshaven, unkempt, not manscaped pair of testicles. Hence the wooly.
In the summer I need to be careful prior to sitting. Don't want to accidently crush my wooly bobos.
by M_Dubz152 June 9, 2023
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woollarding

Paying homage to 80's Top Gear legend William Woollard, you need to look intense with a foot on the bumper, delivering your piece,
Wow, those grey slacks, Hush Puppies and nice leisure jacket, you must be of out for a spot of Woollarding!!!
by pookeymonkey April 18, 2013
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woobly

1. An adjective describing a state of physical unsteadiness caused by mental state, chemical intoxication or illness.

2. An adjective describing a state of mental unsteadiness caused by mental state, chemical intoxication or illness.

3. An adjective used to describe a concept or situation that is shaky, questionable, uncertain or strange in a way that fosters a lack of trust.
1. "Between that uneven restaurant table, and those 6 beers, I feel a little woobly"

2. "I woke up after partying the other night, and i still felt a little woobly."

3. "That dude offered to sell me 10 E tabs for an even hundred. It was a good deal but something about him was a little woobly, so I declined. "
by Godless Assfuck September 13, 2011
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