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wombling

the process which involves on slepping/passed out guy, and several dudes. u cover the passed out guy in sticky shit and cover him in pubic hair, making him look like a womble. the unsuspecting victim wakes to find himself covered in pubes and smelling of groin while the pictures cover the internet.
bloke: haha we wombled you so bad last nite owned!!!
Mr. womble: i no i still smell like balls!
bloke: total wombling!!
by pigeoninja July 14, 2006
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Womble

A guy who, for some reason or other, only possesses one testicle or ball as it is sometimes otherwise known as.
Matt: Hello Pecket, did you have a good night last night?

Pecket: Yeah it was proper funny. Womble was sucking on some some ugly girls' jelly tots in the middle of the street, and she had varicose veins all over her jumper puppies

Matt: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha that's funny, but who the hell is Womble?

Pecket: It's Gled.

Matt: But why do you call him Womble?

Pecket: Because he only has one ball- sounds like Womble!

Matt: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha silly Pecket
by Monkeymania October 31, 2008
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Womble

Australian slang term for someone that does something stupid.

can also be used as a nice way to say they are a dickhead, a moron, a tosser or just plain slow.
you bloody womble pick up ya feet and trip over here instead.
steve:-ya Womble! the round peg goes in the round hole not the square one....

Alan:- ha ha sorry mate hit the turps last night

Steve:- George has got to be the biggest womble under the sun.
Alan:- Why?
Steve:- he went fishing the other day, took 2 hours to pack the esky and forgot his rod and tackle.
by RodeoBlue September 19, 2009
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wombled

A new and exciting way of being drunk. Basically you keep drinking and drinking until your sick, and then just keep drinking and you will have your first experience of being wombled.
1.Holy shit I'm wombled
2.I'm wombled and I don't give two scooby snacks
by Flee March 3, 2005
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Womble

1) A style of haircut, typically seen as a long, wavy, feminine style, though worn in a way that is masculine and rocker.
2) The name which God uses when walking amongst the mortals on Earth.
1) Did you see that guy? He was totally sporting a Womble.
2) Womble be with us in our time of need.
by Zubeneschemali March 11, 2010
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womble

a 3 part sex theme/move

1. do the dirty
2. after you're done jizz on a popsicle stick
3. let it freeze and enjoy
dude those two just did a womble!
by lalaland111 July 28, 2009
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wombleing

Wombleing is only to be taken in a camping or festival situation.

if an item of any sort is left out side a tent you are allowed to take it or womble it.
"oi, im bored lets go out wombleing"

10 minuets later

"look what i just wombled"
"what"
"a couple of chairs and this crate"
by Rick Appleby July 15, 2007
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