Windows Vista 

The operating system by Microsoft Corporation that was the successor to Windows XP released in 2007 that had a bad reputation.

I will upgrade from Windows XP to Windows Vista.

Windows Vista by JannRickles March 15, 2021

Windows Vista 

The best operating system, a perfect combination of Windows xp and Windows 7, all in a delightfully aesthetic and beautiful theme known as aero glass. Windows Vista has extreme multimedia features, although you may want to install a secondary media player in case certain encoding types don't work. Windows Vista's hardware selection with supported drivers may be low, but if you can acquire a stable setup to use it on, it's a blast and perfectly snappy.

"I just installed Windows Vista on my computer, no wonder it's shit."
"have you tried installing it on an actually capable machine?"
"no-"
"try doing that first before you say it's shit then, bitch."
"damn aight, aight."

Windows Vista by GamerGirlAbakas February 10, 2022

windows vista 

microsofts new software. ive heard that its better thought because it looks better and only crashes once an hour instead of twice. worst of all, they removed microsoft sam!!!!!

OH NOES!!!!!!!!! WINDOWS VISTA HAS NO MICROSOFT SAM!!!!!!!

windows vista by Just Shut Up February 8, 2009

Windows Vista 

A Windows-based Operating System, released on October 22, 2009. It's base upon Windows XP made it functional in stock condition. Upon adding internet access and downloads to this concoction, Vista goes into Hyper-Security mode. It asks users constantly whether or not they want to let a program run.

In fact, it's so secure, it's material equivalent is not of titanium, continental crust, nor is it of wood. It's of swiss cheese.

Julia: Hey, Marissa! I just upgraded to Windows Vista. I'll be more secured than ever!

Marissa: May god have mercy on your computer's digital soul.

Windows Vista by MS-DOS August 1, 2012

windows vista 

piece of shit that should have never happened, cost the microsoft more than it cost you

that is just a windows vista(a.k.a crap and/or shit)

windows vista by bilboTbaggins July 1, 2012

Windows Vista 

One of the most crappiest computer systems in the world.

For most flash games and Youtube videos, it requires you to constantly move your mouse to continue watching the video without it freezing up. The computer may also freeze up at many points and occasions. It's an opperating system you dont want to have.

Guy 1) What is better? Windows Vista or 7?

Guy 2) 7.

Guy 1) Why?

Guy 2) Because Vista is bullshit.

Windows Vista by Teslarossa November 16, 2013

Windows Vista 

Microsofts newest operating system, much faster than Windows XP but people can't use it properly and start ranting on about it being crap

Windows Vista is so much better than XP, it no longer looks like a toddler-style computer and programs respond more

Windows Vista by VistaIsAwesome August 24, 2008