Wind Meal

Eating the wind with a fork and a knife.
Commonly found near wind mills
and Spudgys.

I'm hungry, let's get a quick wind meal.

by Laalaalaaimhungry January 2, 2012

wind wizard

A person who derives sexual gratification by sucking the fart from someone's ass and then blowing back in to the farters mouth.

when she kissed me on the mouth and I tasted my own fart, I knew she was truly a wind wizard. And the boxes above link to other words a square brackets exampl when she kissed me on the mouth and I tasted my own fart, I knew she was truly a wind wizard.

by Chetballs July 22, 2015

wind down

To relax after any strenuous physical or mental activity.

I go to class all day from 9 - 4 and then work for most of the night. Whenever I get home, I want nothing more than to just smoke a cigarette and watch a movie to wind down.

by VooDooXII January 29, 2008

Wind off pad

When a woman on her menstrual cycle, has flatuence and breaks wind causing a stench to emanate, bouncing off the sanitary napkin or pad, rebounding into the vagina and wafting up smelling like a cross between blood, faeces, urine and fish market

Chelle dropped her guts, it smelt like wind off pad

by Fungus Black June 30, 2016

wind your neck in

A colorful way to tell someone to mind their own bloody business.

To quote Lily Allen's song:

"Didn't ask for your opinion
Not your business
Wind your neck in

Why'd you think you're better
Little rubber-necker
No one likes a trouble maker
Pull up your socks
There's nothing to see here
Why'd you have to be here
Can't you turn around and get back into your box"

by foxxytrotting January 24, 2016

Wind Wanker

Imaginary cumshots. or a parodie of wind waker legend of zelda.

a girl acting like they have a penis. Wind Wanker

by kermits asshole November 3, 2012

wind or mud

the toughest decision a person must make when they have to fart. they must decide if the fart is going to be wind or mud (shart). its a risk especially if you're out in public and have no back up underwear/clothing.

i was in the movie theater and had to fart. i wasnt sure if it was going to be wind or mud so i held it in.

by kidlou January 4, 2011