Watsonism: the mentally deficient follower of the living deity Watson, the cracker god of inbreeding.
Person 1: "Hey, are you going to attend your classes and become a really smart successful person?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm a follower of Watsonism. I am too retarded to become successful. I also fuck all of my cousins."
Person 1: "Oh, okay."
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm a follower of Watsonism. I am too retarded to become successful. I also fuck all of my cousins."
Person 1: "Oh, okay."
by Ivanist December 04, 2019
"Check out that dude with the Watson. What a creeper..."
"I'm pretty sure he's been staring at you the whole night."
"I'm pretty sure he's been staring at you the whole night."
by furthursurg October 20, 2009
Pissed off dude. Pulls hella carts in at a time. Often times seen in rival stores with his Smith's Uniform. If you see him...you should run.
by xHonorx February 16, 2008
by DimestoneD April 30, 2010
Sexy beast with a massive cock and a sexy ass six pack surrounded by people tryna suck him off, as well as covering his tip when he cums
by Bigboykev June 29, 2018
An observable occurrence of AT LEAST four inches of ass crack before lower garments hide the hideous brown-eyed beast.
Person A: Gah!
Person B: ???
Person A: man, you're rockin' a nasty Watson at the mo
Person B: tradies union, we're now representin.
Person B: ???
Person A: man, you're rockin' a nasty Watson at the mo
Person B: tradies union, we're now representin.
by japathym November 20, 2010
A virtual YouTuber (vtuber) that works for Hololive Production, (the English branch) who plays the character of an anime detective girl, hence the name, Watson. She streams her content at least once a day.
Fun fact: She likes to make “your mom” jokes.
Fun fact: She likes to make “your mom” jokes.
by franklin has had enough October 27, 2020