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Washington salmon farm
When one puts caviar in the rectum then puts anus to vagina much like a boat docking, then pushes the caviar into the vagina impregnating the woman with the fish eggs mush like salmon in Washington state
Washington salmon farm by Cavier_addict August 31, 2025
Washington Sleeper
Washington Sleeper by FatWeiner January 25, 2026
George Washington slept here
A phrase used to mock or convey doubt of a claim. The New York Times puts it as “a common punch line for dubious historical claims.” The phrase’s infamy originated from the sheer amount of such signs in colonial places used to advertise and get people’s attention.
There is also a Brodway show and movie called “George Wasnington Slept Here,” the name a reference to this phrase.
There is also a Brodway show and movie called “George Wasnington Slept Here,” the name a reference to this phrase.
George Washington slept here by PinkCripps August 25, 2019
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Lake Washington School District
Lake Washington School District (LWSD) is a school district encompassing many elementary, middle and high schools in the greater Seattle area.
In the 2024/25 school year, LWSD announced that they would change from the typical 7 period schedule to only 6 periods, explaining that it was to reduce costs of the district, which is rumoured to be in crippling debt. However, this was met with immense backlash, with students and families protesting about the reduced classes limiting the opportunity for students to take more advanced classes - thus making them less competitive in the college application process. However, LWSD did not listen to such complaints and continued with the 6 period method. This has resulted in widespread discontent amongst the student population inside of LWSD.
LWSD is also notorious for creating terrible schedules. The same year as the shift to 6 periods, LWSD announced a terrible, horrible, disgusting schedule which appears to be AI generated with the prompt to create the least balanced, most ludicrous schedule ever. Instead of spacing the classes evenly like any sane person would do, the district decided to place TWO 4th period classes in one day, and mixing up 80 minute and 45 minute classes together into a disgusting amalgamation.
However, LWSD offers some rather high quality curriculum, particularly around the language department. It was also known for its well thought out policies during the COVID-19 pandemic.
In the 2024/25 school year, LWSD announced that they would change from the typical 7 period schedule to only 6 periods, explaining that it was to reduce costs of the district, which is rumoured to be in crippling debt. However, this was met with immense backlash, with students and families protesting about the reduced classes limiting the opportunity for students to take more advanced classes - thus making them less competitive in the college application process. However, LWSD did not listen to such complaints and continued with the 6 period method. This has resulted in widespread discontent amongst the student population inside of LWSD.
LWSD is also notorious for creating terrible schedules. The same year as the shift to 6 periods, LWSD announced a terrible, horrible, disgusting schedule which appears to be AI generated with the prompt to create the least balanced, most ludicrous schedule ever. Instead of spacing the classes evenly like any sane person would do, the district decided to place TWO 4th period classes in one day, and mixing up 80 minute and 45 minute classes together into a disgusting amalgamation.
However, LWSD offers some rather high quality curriculum, particularly around the language department. It was also known for its well thought out policies during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Lake Washington School District by meowtotheworld February 20, 2025
Lake Washington High School
LW is a public school in Kirkland WA. The mascot is the Purple Kangaroos.
The kids are either rich and do heroin, or are poor and do heroin. Most students parents work at Microsoft, so the general population is rich. This population is white, but there are a few Asians and even fewer blacks
The origination of the mascot, the Kangaroo, came in 1950 when the mascot was the Hornet. Other schools called LW the “Horny Hornets”. Admin requested a change. They put it up to the Seniors to vote. The seniors said that if they chose only terrible options, nobody would vote, and the mascot wouldn’t change. This was how the Kangaroo was born. The seniors thought this to be such a terrible mascot, and the rest is history.
Lake Washington High School is said to be the place where the Juul was invented. While some doubt this, everyone agrees that LW is the place it was perfected.
The men’s restroom located on the third floor in the west wing is ground zero for the Juul Epidemic of 2018. Reports say that you could find upwards of thirty freshmen and sophomores ripping fatties in the Lou.
Another notable event was Kangaroof Sex. One year, a senior and a freshman decided to get up on the gymnasium’s roof. Sexual intercourse followed as the rest of the students were released for passing period. In the second floor east hallway, there is a clear line of sight to the gym roof. Many students saw this Kang Bang, and a lawsuit followed.
The kids are either rich and do heroin, or are poor and do heroin. Most students parents work at Microsoft, so the general population is rich. This population is white, but there are a few Asians and even fewer blacks
The origination of the mascot, the Kangaroo, came in 1950 when the mascot was the Hornet. Other schools called LW the “Horny Hornets”. Admin requested a change. They put it up to the Seniors to vote. The seniors said that if they chose only terrible options, nobody would vote, and the mascot wouldn’t change. This was how the Kangaroo was born. The seniors thought this to be such a terrible mascot, and the rest is history.
Lake Washington High School is said to be the place where the Juul was invented. While some doubt this, everyone agrees that LW is the place it was perfected.
The men’s restroom located on the third floor in the west wing is ground zero for the Juul Epidemic of 2018. Reports say that you could find upwards of thirty freshmen and sophomores ripping fatties in the Lou.
Another notable event was Kangaroof Sex. One year, a senior and a freshman decided to get up on the gymnasium’s roof. Sexual intercourse followed as the rest of the students were released for passing period. In the second floor east hallway, there is a clear line of sight to the gym roof. Many students saw this Kang Bang, and a lawsuit followed.
Lw? Where the rips run rampant?
Lake Washington High School. Ahh the memories. That fateful third floor west Juul room.
The bathroom smelled fresher than a fresh morning dew, while also having undertones of MTN Dew. Maybe that was the juice flavor.
Lake Washington High School. Ahh the memories. That fateful third floor west Juul room.
The bathroom smelled fresher than a fresh morning dew, while also having undertones of MTN Dew. Maybe that was the juice flavor.
Lake Washington High School by YuhYuhEsketitYuh January 16, 2019