warhammer was oringinally designed in the late 1970s when nerds unanimously desided that computer games, Dungeouns and dragons and a complete lack of respect for clenleaness wherent enough to stop them getting girlfriends. This gave grown, acne filled, drooling men everywhere yet another reason to stay in there mothers basement and not see the light of day for week... Phew and there was me thinking I might move out.
"Would you like to play WARHAMMER with me tonight gerald."
"no thankyou i'm filing mothersvarookas."
"no thankyou i'm filing mothersvarookas."
by afro joe April 18, 2005
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The place where everyone is a nerd, a virgin and has no life. If you read even a single article on the wiki, you have zero shot of every getting laid and have forfeited your life to the franchise.
Person 1: What do you like to do in your spare time?
Person 2: Play video games, cook and read the Warhammer 40k wiki.
Person 1: Oh so you're a virgin nerd.
Person 2: Yes
Person 2: Play video games, cook and read the Warhammer 40k wiki.
Person 1: Oh so you're a virgin nerd.
Person 2: Yes
by LeBanj March 17, 2021
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WarHammer’s Law aka WarHammer’s Rule
In online PvP games with clans, factions, and such ( War Planet, Kingdoms of Camelot, etc.) .... the player that is in the middle of their faction/hive who is currently protected and/or possibly shielded from attack with item calling and taunting you as a coward.
In online PvP games with clans, factions, and such ( War Planet, Kingdoms of Camelot, etc.) .... the player that is in the middle of their faction/hive who is currently protected and/or possibly shielded from attack with item calling and taunting you as a coward.
So while I was getting attacked by 5 of his clan mates he kept yelling for me to lower my shield and that I was a coward for not. I took me over 5 minutes to even locate his name among the 40 other mates’ bases! WarHammer’s Law has been invoked!
by gishman May 24, 2020
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Johnny Spark: Hey Sam you wanna Warfumple Max he got too drunk and fell asleep.
Sam Unperfickle: I call the right shoe.
Johnny Spark: Screw you Sam I wanted to poop in Max's shoe.
Sam Unperfickle: I call the right shoe.
Johnny Spark: Screw you Sam I wanted to poop in Max's shoe.
by simpletim July 18, 2020
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