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Paul Bunyan came to visit

A synonym for a girl's period. When Paul Bunyan comes to visit, he will swing his big ax and re-open a female's ax wound, releasing blood and causing ill-temperment.
Man, your sister such a b$#%h today. I bet Paul Bunyan came to visit.
by Paul Bunyan, Himself May 12, 2009
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Conjugal Visit

Visiting your partner who is currently in prison to have sex with them. Conjugal visits often motivate inmates to maintain good behavior.
Steph: God damn Bernie Madoff is a spunk!

Ashley: Yeah, I'd pay him a conjugal visit!
by Pepperonilawl September 27, 2009
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well off to visit your mother!

The BLU SCOUT goes into smoke and, once out of it, he is revealed to be the RED SPY. He is now behind the BLU SOLDIER and BLU HEAVY with his knife above his head

RED SPY:
Right behind you!

As we see the "Team Fortress 2' title card, we hear the BLU SOLDIER and BLU HEAVY being stabbed and dying. The title card then disappears and, as "Chou-Fleur" begins to play in the background, we see the RED SPY sliding the pornography to the side, now revealing a less vulgar picture: The RED SPY and SCOUT'S MOTHER holding hands on a balcony. The RED SPY picks up the photograph

RED SPY:
Ah. Ma petit chou-fleur.

The RED SPY now leaves the scene as the screen fades to black
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by Gaming_Gaming November 2, 2021
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conjucal visit

when someone goes to a jail to have sex with someone there
Joe paid a conjucal visit Mary while she was in jail. They had a great time (if u catch my drift).
by manda567 December 31, 2008
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House visit

When someone shows up at your house, knowing where you live, to fight you and/or your family outside of your house.
Nichole walked across town doing a house visit to fight Jenny or anybody in her family and wouldn't go away until somebody came outside to fight her.

Banging on somebody's house door screaming "I want to fight" and refusing to leave until you get what you desire.
by Junior's World January 25, 2017
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field visit

Leaving work in the middle of the day to partake of carnal pleasures ... and getting paid to do it.
We have't heard from Larry in a while, I wonder if he is out on a field visits again?
by C-A$$ November 1, 2006
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Friendly Visit

When you drop in at a friend's place for something a bit more 'friendly' than a cup of tea ;)
Person 1: 'What you doing tonight sexy?'
Person 2: 'Nothing want me to drop by for a friendly visit?'
Person 1: 'Hell yeah!'

___

Girl: 'What's that going between my thighs?'
Boy: 'Don't worry...just a friendly visitor'
by 12345abcdef12345 August 20, 2011
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