I've living here for over 20 years accumulatively. Here is what this county is all about. Nimby's, Nope's, draw bridge politics run this county whole Heartley. It is very locals only and very cliquey. You will have section 8 housing right across the street from million dollars listings. It's been called Bakersfield by the Sea, VENtucky and poor-man's Santa Barbara. You will have graffiti and homeless in residential Neiborhood's. They still have the traffic camera's that even L.A doesn't have anymore. Personally, I would rather be in Orange County or San Diego. Oh and yes they INFACT have the highest median home cost than anywhere else in the state of California. Welcome!
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, but you’ll want to know her forever. One day she’ll get bored and search up her name here and I hope she’ll see this. You’re absolutely needed. Loved. Worthy. And enough. Enough. You don’t have to try. You don’t have to fail. You don’t have to succeed. Your perfect. A Jessica Elizabeth Ventura is the word for a best friend you’ll ever need. Your world, your sun your stars and your moon. And you’ll never need anyone else as long as you have her. I lava you.
, but you’ll want to know her forever. One day she’ll get bored and search up her name here and I hope she’ll see this. You’re absolutely needed. Loved. Worthy. And enough. Enough. You don’t have to try. You don’t have to fail. You don’t have to succeed. Your perfect. A Jessica Elizabeth Ventura is the word for a best friend you’ll ever need. Your world, your sun your stars and your moon. And you’ll never need anyone else as long as you have her. I lava you.
“Oh my, did you see Jessica Elizabeth Ventura walk by,” (answer..) “Yes dude, she’s perfect and I need her in my life.”
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