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Get the venti from genshin impact mug.A strong cup of coffee with lots of milk in Starbonics, the official speak of Starbucks that has no meaning in the real world and was made up by the marketing department. In the real world sizes are called small, medium and large. So this would be a pint of milk with 4 shots of espresso, which makes it a large.
Customer: "Can I have a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso?"
Barista: "You mean a quad venti non-fat latte?"
Customer: "No, a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso. Do you have shit in your ears?"
Barista: "Whatever."
Barista: "You mean a quad venti non-fat latte?"
Customer: "No, a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso. Do you have shit in your ears?"
Barista: "Whatever."
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? October 1, 2008
Get the quad venti non-fat latte mug.A large cup of coffee flavored milk in Starbonics, the official speak of Starbucks that has no meaning in the real world and was made up by the marketing department. In the real world sizes are called small, medium and large. So this would be a pint of milk with 4 shots of espresso, which makes it a large.
Big white whale: "Can I have a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso?"
Barista: "You mean a quad venti non-fat latte?"
Big white whale: "No, a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso. Do you have shit in your ears?"
Barista: "Whatever."
Barista: "You mean a quad venti non-fat latte?"
Big white whale: "No, a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso. Do you have shit in your ears?"
Barista: "Whatever."
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009
Get the quad venti non-fat latte mug.A beautiful bard who is also the love of my life. I kin him and he's my comfort character but he's also a 3,000+ alcoholic.
by ChongyunIsMineBackOff November 3, 2021
Get the Venti mug.Venti, more commonly known as Tone Deaf Bard, is a Genshin impact character that also happens to be a literal god, also is very incompetent and loves to get drunk, he can also play the Lyre, (totally didn't break a holy artifact)
Signora: *steals Venti's gnosis* fuck you incompetent archon
Venti: You stupid af stinky Harbinger
Signora: *puts Venti through a Tsaritsa approved meat grinder*
Venti: You stupid af stinky Harbinger
Signora: *puts Venti through a Tsaritsa approved meat grinder*
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