Veneon

Is a person who often tells horrible jokes. Extremely awkward situations ensue.

Man, that guy just made a Veneon, he embarrassed me and his whole ancestry.

A tie on a t-shirt? Don't be a Veneon man.

by KajDran November 8, 2011

Venetian Gondola

-noun
Sexual act which takes place on a water bed where the female is in a cowgirl position astride her partner whilst stroking another standing male beside them in a back and forth rowing motion while singing "That's Amoré"

Origins: c.14-16th century Renaissance Venice. Venetian gondoliers often asked courtesans to perform this act in order to live out their gondola fetishes

Federico: Hey Enzo, do you hear singing?
Enzo: Sounds like "That's Amoré", no?
Federico: Rosa must be having another Venetian Gondola ride

by brainfreeze522 May 19, 2010

Veetology

The study/profession of veeting, which is taking pleasure in looking at chunky women.

Wow, Deon has a Ph.D. in Veetology.

by BROWNfromTHIRDperiodPE April 1, 2005

Venetopia

A virtual pet site, consisting of many n00bs, a few sane people, and a crazy owner who doesn't do squat for the site, unless he needs to have something to people don't rise up and complain. Of course, if they do complain, he just ices them.

I went to Venetopia, and I enjoyed it, until I voiced my opinion and was iced for it.

by Broken March 18, 2004

Venuto

To organize and promote a social event and then semi-bail at the last second, with a flimsy excuse once everyone has committed to go.

I can't believe he pulled a total venuto again on this trip.

by giltyB January 24, 2013

Ventoscillate

The act of venting and oscillating simultaneously with/from the butt hole, resulting in a potent gas which WILL permeate throughout the room.

Brett: Dude will you stop venting... it f***ing smells. WOW, and your oscillating at the same time?..... ventoscillating douche!

Jon: Sorry bro I really need to ventoscillate i haven't had a good session in a while!

by BronBorman69 January 8, 2010

Venetian Plaster

ejaculating on a face or ass quickly followed by a smack and gentle rubbing to create a marbled finished.

For more depth, let dry and repeat.

"I Venetian Plastered that ass last night."

"I really wanted to Venetian plaster her face, but I'm not sure we're at that level in our relationship, yet."

by Crystal24 October 19, 2014