Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.
Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."
by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022
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by My-stuffedkitten February 19, 2019
Get the Variety Boys Clubmug. When you and your friends/family can’t decide which fast food bomb you want to drop in your stomach so you go to multiple places. Easy because of drive thrus
by maxreboband October 21, 2020
Get the Variety Packmug. A gangbang with certain requirements in order to be able to earn the term: Variety Show. These requirements must contain:
1). All persons involved in a variety show must have came from 3+ different ethnic backgrounds (Caucasian, African American , Mexican ) the + means other ethnicities that hops in the mix and joins the show. but variety show technically needs the anove posted ethnic backgrounds in attendance or it's just a good ol'regular old gangbang.
2). The Variety Show needs to be documented in video format by as many devices as possible but only one device is needed to record to earn the term Variety Show (pictures only don't count! Unless a video is already being recorded
3). Each ethnicity must take turns in no longer than a 1 minute each intervals with each other and needs to try to share if they are comfortable with this cuz remember sharing is caring and will make all feel special.
4 ). Variety Show must contain 6+ individuals and has no limit cap on maximum amount of individuals taking part.(but the above 3 ethnic backgrounds can make up for all 6 people randomly but as stated above requires all 3 ethnicities be present
If all the requirements are met then you know you have watched or preformed in your very own Variety Show experience and should be proud to pioneer this new Porn sub catagory.
1). All persons involved in a variety show must have came from 3+ different ethnic backgrounds (Caucasian, African American , Mexican ) the + means other ethnicities that hops in the mix and joins the show. but variety show technically needs the anove posted ethnic backgrounds in attendance or it's just a good ol'regular old gangbang.
2). The Variety Show needs to be documented in video format by as many devices as possible but only one device is needed to record to earn the term Variety Show (pictures only don't count! Unless a video is already being recorded
3). Each ethnicity must take turns in no longer than a 1 minute each intervals with each other and needs to try to share if they are comfortable with this cuz remember sharing is caring and will make all feel special.
4 ). Variety Show must contain 6+ individuals and has no limit cap on maximum amount of individuals taking part.(but the above 3 ethnic backgrounds can make up for all 6 people randomly but as stated above requires all 3 ethnicities be present
If all the requirements are met then you know you have watched or preformed in your very own Variety Show experience and should be proud to pioneer this new Porn sub catagory.
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2 ) damn that Vauety Show was the best i have seen so far this year I hope they start producing many more soon!
3) so I really want you to not judge me because I joined in on a Variety Show cuz you know it's the biggest new thing to do right?
2 ) damn that Vauety Show was the best i have seen so far this year I hope they start producing many more soon!
3) so I really want you to not judge me because I joined in on a Variety Show cuz you know it's the biggest new thing to do right?
by Trippin~FO20 October 1, 2015
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by Among us dot com June 26, 2021
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