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Charlie Uniform November Tango

He thought he was being sly when they said I was being a "Charlie Uniform November Tango," but I'm not a dumbass, so I punched him in the fucking face.
by CharlieUniformNovemberTango March 19, 2019
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Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Amazing song by The Bloodhound Gang. The verses are made up of smart ways to say 'Stick the dick in the pussy'. Kick ass chorus too.
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
by Spudman2k9 June 20, 2009
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uniform

a dress or suit that you would wear to school, or the clothes you would wear to an automotive shop if you work there.
Dwight wears his uniform to work
by Eric Pashia September 12, 2003
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tango uniform

adj – slang: military phonetic alphabet for letters ‘t’ and ‘u’, used as euphemistic abbreviation for ‘tits up’.
etymology: from military aviation, where the flight attitude indicator on the aircraft instrument panel contained a miniature representation of an airplane which showed the flight attitude – climb, dive, bank; one style of the indicator was shaped with ‘v’ forms between the ‘dot’ – representing the fuselage (body) and the ‘dashes’ – representing the wings; (–v*v– see illus.) the ‘v’s were frequently referred to as ‘tits’; the term referred to the potentially hazardous inverted flight condition – ‘upside down’ – where the ‘tits’ would be seen as being ‘up’.
Don’t get ‘tango uniform’!”
by wurdman December 27, 2006
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uniform

When a girl wears both ugg boots and a north face fleece at the same time. Typically these girls "fake bake", have straightened long hair, date total "bros", and wear their college sweat shirt under their fleece. It is also common to see a girl in "uniform" to be carrying a small dog in their purse underneath their arm. Most girls in uniform are not good for conversation as they are only interested in older guys who lift weights, play football, and play beer pong. Girls in uniform typically drink Natural Light or Bud Light as it's the cheapest beer they can find for parties. The most popular combination for the uniform to be worn is a black north face fleece, brown ugg boots, despite the fact that many girls claim that brown and black can't be worn together and dark skinny jeans. Another variant includes sweat pants instead of skinny jeans.

Synonyms include: bro hoe, robo-ho(implies no originality), bro army candy
John: Wow that girl is hot!

Kyle: Yeah okay... if you're into girls in uniform.

John: Are kidding me?

Kyle: No, she looks like every other girl that just walked in. Plus, you don't lift weights and aren't good at beer pong so she's not gonna be interested in you.
by uniformhater April 22, 2009
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Richmond uniform

For dudes, straight-leg jeans, plaid shirt, beanie, keys clipped to your belt loop with a carabiner, beard, and a cigarette.

For chicks, replace the straight-leg jeans with jeggings and the beard with some kind of facial piercing.

Named after the ubiquitous mode of dress in Richmond, VA.
I had to shave for work, now my Richmond uniform is all messed up.
by demedici December 10, 2010
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Uniformative

To be uniform; remaining the same in all cases and at all times; unchanging in form or character.
The results Sean observed indicated a uniformative pattern
by Mr. Dalgleish August 23, 2022
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