underpointing

invented in Rye, England

The act of pointing at a person via an underarm swing. Widely percieved as the gayest form of pointing known to mankind.

Gary walked into the bar and saw Jamie. Excited at the the prospect of friends at the bar, Gary pointed in a manly fashion. Jamie leapt to his feet and began the act of underpointing. Gary left the bar.

by andychilly April 17, 2009

underpants

The garment traditionally worn underneath trousers to stop your old man from chaffing on your zip.

Do you have holes in your underpants?
How do you get them on then?!

by The Daddy March 13, 2003

Underpants Gnome Syndrome

A condition suffered by a person or persons that strive towards a given goal but with absolutely no idea how their actions or planned actions will actually achieve the desired result.

Phrase derived from the underpants gnomes characters from the TV series 'South Park' that collected and stockpiled used underpants for the purpose of making a profit but had no idea of how to actually achieve this.

Demonstrators protesting for nuclear disarmament but not considering how they would protect the country when nuclear equipped aggressors decide to attack suffer a severe case of Underpants Gnome Syndrome.

Ex UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown suffered a major case of Underpants Gnome Syndrome when he thought that reducing VAT (sales Tax) by 2.5% last year would significantly stimulate consumer spending.

by brightstar555 August 11, 2010

systematic relocation of the underlings

The process by which Overlords relocate underlings to differet locations in an organized fashion

The slave trade was a systematic relocation of the underlings

by Arturus Rex September 5, 2003

A skidmark on the underpants of society

Someone who is so unpleasant to be around or even look at that he becomes no more than a turd to society. Not only that, he is a turd on society's Y-fronts. It would be benificial not only to society but to the Y-fronts of said society if said unpleasantries would kindly fuck off. Commonly used for thieves, homosexuals, and germans.

"Hitler, what a dick, I would go so far as to say he was a skidmark on the underpants of society."

"Get out of my boxers you fag! You're no more than a skidmark on the underpants of society!"

by D4Bullz November 24, 2006

magic underpants

(n) - common slang term for the sacred underwear that Mormons (Church of Latter Day Saints) wear underneath all their clothes as a symbolism of their commitment to God. Plain usually white underwear like a T-shirt & boxer shorts adorned with 4 symbols. For ladies it means generally wearing the vestments underneath their bras and panties. The garments can only be purchased from an official Mormon store.

Mitt's suit always looks so ill fitted because he wears those magic underpants under his shirt and pants.

by alias alias January 31, 2008

Underminer

A person that will intentionally sabotage someone else through any means necessary.

He stole from me after I tried to help him, so I undermined him by making sure every business in the area knows that he is a shoplifter.

I am an underminer.

by Thingsda October 21, 2019