um

1. what you say when you forget what to say; a hesitation

2. acronym for ur mom

1. Kelly: "The koala lives in Australia, um, they like to eat eucalyptus leaves.."

2. Paul: "I'm hungry!"
Josh: "um"

by Lily May 05, 2006

ume

A hot guy who is attracted towards dumb bitches. All he want to do is fun.

That guy is an ume.

by Fraklinsberg June 07, 2020

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Um is the sound beginning Buddist(s) make while trying to meditate by copying a professional elderly person who doesn't um at all.

1: Uming will help you keep concentration!
2: But, you don't um!
1: Um, now.

by 1928 February 12, 2005

um

1.an expression having a discretionary undertone and is usually used in a state of confusion, or as an aid in connecting lies or other words into informal grammatical conversations; a word that assists in a person’s conversation.

2.usually used by tweakers to finish up their elaborate lies.

Man: Where did you buy those imac computers?

Tweaker: um, I was working for this guy....um.....and he hella hooked it up. All I did was ummmm...

by sonic559 July 23, 2010

um sex um

A moan usually used by asian kids with small dicks. If you hear this moan anywhere, it is most likely to come from an autistic child called isaac. Also could mean her or his penis is tingling and can't wait to suck some male tits

-Classroom is silent-
Isaac: UM SEX UM

by lordvaraj666 December 28, 2018

um

A word one says when disturbed by pervertedness.

Simon: Ask dillon if he eats cum for breakfast.

Mackenzie: um

by mackenzierules December 05, 2006

um

See "Uh'm".

Synonym for "I'm".

"What Um 'bout to do right now is take that ass to da flo."

by Zor Prime November 25, 2003