UMS

UMS is an acronym for "Unfortunate Misspell". Whereas one would type in not after any misspell, but an unfortunate one. It's for those cases when the sentence changes meaning to something completely different. The acronym is there for support, when sarcastic comments are flying around after someone misspelled something that was rather unfortunate.

- I pushed down shit the whole time.
- Shift*
- UMS

by BaconLudo December 1, 2015

um no

When you say "no" with attitude or sass

Girl/Boy I don't like:Can I copy the 12 page homework
Me:um no

by k_19@rosebud September 23, 2018

UME

Unintentional Masturbational Explosion.

A not uncommon phenomina, where during masturbation, the ejaculation occurs in an unintended fashion, and the 'man juice' spurts out in an explosion-like manner, splattering everywhere, including undesirable places i.e. desk, keyboard, face

I was having a wank last night when I had a UME, it went all over the computer!

by DudeyMcCool September 19, 2009

Umming

The act off using the slag term of "Um" in a speech or presentation repetitively.

An example of "Umming." "In the place of, um, Seattle WA."

by FightersFury July 18, 2017

Um

People who live in the Black Country in England pronounce the word " home" as " um."

Phil: yow gewin um aar kid?
Dave: I am, arr.

by Plz help meh May 17, 2019

Um...

A sound you make when you can't find the words you want to say but you have to make some kind of sound

5 year old: Lisa
Lisa: Yes child
5 year old: Why do my parents have sex after they yell at eachother?
Lisa:Um...

by SockWitch November 19, 2017

ume

A hot guy who is attracted towards dumb bitches. All he want to do is fun.

That guy is an ume.

by Fraklinsberg June 6, 2020