Um is the sound beginning Buddist(s) make while trying to meditate by copying a professional elderly person who doesn't um at all.
by 1928 February 12, 2005
1.an expression having a discretionary undertone and is usually used in a state of confusion, or as an aid in connecting lies or other words into informal grammatical conversations; a word that assists in a person’s conversation.
2.usually used by tweakers to finish up their elaborate lies.
2.usually used by tweakers to finish up their elaborate lies.
Man: Where did you buy those imac computers?
Tweaker: um, I was working for this guy....um.....and he hella hooked it up. All I did was ummmm...
Tweaker: um, I was working for this guy....um.....and he hella hooked it up. All I did was ummmm...
by sonic559 July 23, 2010
Adding "ums" to words will make them better in all ways. Except when you use "ums" to make words longer than they usually are. One of the few exceptions to this rule is Dogums, meaning Dog, but making it kick ass.
by lordzane20 April 28, 2007
A moan usually used by asian kids with small dicks. If you hear this moan anywhere, it is most likely to come from an autistic child called isaac. Also could mean her or his penis is tingling and can't wait to suck some male tits
by lordvaraj666 December 28, 2018
by mackenzierules December 05, 2006
by Zor Prime November 25, 2003
Interjection of choice of the Ding. On a bad day fully 75% of what she has to say will consist of "um."
by Krakky McKraken November 05, 2006