Twin Lakes

The dirty. Known as the meeting place of the world's population, the middle-ground of everything. Nobody that lives here wants to stay here. The population income is extremely diverse, ranging anywhere from people that are living off food stamps to people who make millions. There are two lakes, Mary & Elizabeth, hence the name Twin Lakes. There is a small gang population known as the Twin Lakes Snakes. They ride around on bikes and/or drive hopped up cars. They are known due to the fact that they post out in front of the laundry mat across from Subway. There's an old man that drives an orange Lotus Exige that has it etched into his brain that he owns the streets. The town consists of two gas stations, four banks, and the all wonderful grocery store Sentry Goods. In the summer time, a large amount of Illinois douche bags like to drive up to their summer homes on our lakes. Fortunately, there is an upside, and the local police are only on the look-out for cars with Illinois plates which makes it nearly impossible for a resident of Twin Lakes to get pulled over. You're a local if you go to the gas station, and the attendant there is someone you went to high school with. It would seem as though we have more bars than we do people, but I assure you that is a misconception. Population: ~5500. But 20 bars within a 5 mile radius can do more than accommodate us. Beer consumption is unparalleled.

Twin Lakes Teenager: "Twin Lakes is such a shit hole, I can't wait to get out of here."

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Illinois Driver: "Let's go to Twin Lakes to our summer home and get pulled over!"

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New resident: "I hope moving to the town of Twin Lakes was a good idea. I want our son to have a great future."

Current Resident: "If that's what you were set out to do, you made the biggest mistake of your lives."

by Twin Lakes Survivor(for now) May 21, 2011

Twinadoes

Twin toddlers. Describes the chaos and over all level of activity and destruction created by twins. Particularly twin boys.

It only took the Twinadoes 10 seconds to wreck the living room after it had been cleaned.

by Talk2Bill October 3, 2008

Twincam

Twincam officially refers to a sport oriented engine which consists of 2 cam-shafts hence twincam or dualcam. This creates more horsepower than the standard single cam engine, leading to higher revs and higher acceleration power.

Twincam amongst most people would refer to cars such as the Toyota Corolla, with thanks to the anime series Initial D, the 'twincam' became a hit amongst many boy racers and petrol heads. The high RWD output meant it was an excellent car for drifting and til date is a highly valued car amongst many car collectors and enthusiasts.

Marty: Aw mate! Is that a twincam?
Paulie Dee: Oh aye boy, great car, good for goin' sideways......ye don't have any spare tyres do ye?

Lucy: Oh no, I'm going to be late for work!
Danny: Girl, hop in my twincam and we'll be the first there

by MMtheLad September 22, 2014

Spiritual Twin

A person who is the exact same as you i.e same intrests, same type of family, same birthday, same pets. This would make the person your twin, but if you dont look anything alike it makes the person your spiritual twin. A spiritual twin is likely to share the same thoughts as you, and you are likely to "jinx" eachother on a regular basis.

Person 1:"My best friend is my twin."
Person 2: "but you dont look like twins?"

Person 1:"thats cause shes my Spiritual Twin!"
Person 2: "i now understand this concept completely"

by Savannah High June 7, 2010

Heart Twinges

when you love someone to such a degree that heart just twinges each time you think about them. You love them with every thing you have and you always will. you are overwhelmed by how much they love you and care for you so much. to have a heart twinge is the most precious experience ever.

i loveee youuu so much... my heart twinges everything i think of you... which happens to be 168 hours a week. <3 <3 <3

by logomokashoe July 7, 2010

Scar Twin

When two people have similar or the same scar on the same place on their body, it doesn't matter how they got them. Those two people are now connected and stuck with each other by the force of the Universe keeping them close to each other

Friend1:Yo have you noticed that we both have a scar on our cheek? Guess that makes us Scar Twins.
Friend2:Wow after 17 years of friendship we just now noticed that.

by Mufasamarini2 June 17, 2018

Twincest

When someone is sexually intimate, or develops an incestuous relationship, with his or her own twin.

1. "The McPoyles from 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' are definitely guilty of twincest."

2. Person A: "Dude, did you see those two guys going at it? They looked exactly alike!"
Person B: "Yeah, man, didn't you know? They're in a twincestuous relationship."

by NecroManzie September 28, 2009