tattle

to tell on or make up a story

Cindy from the Brady Bunch was such a tattle tale!

by jojoko November 11, 2004

tattle-tale

One who reports the wrong-doings of others to an authority. A nark.

Man, Suzie is such a tattle-tale. She always tells the teacher when I cheat on an exam.

by sarahlynn January 12, 2007

Tattle Fail

When somebody tries to tell on you but the person they tattle to doesn't care what you did

Tom: Mrs.Smith, Frank is chewing gum!
Mrs.Smith: It's okay, just make sure you don't choke on it.
Frank: Tom, you're such a tattle fail.

by thatoneguythatstoocoolforyou November 26, 2010

tittle tattle

Another name for Gossip. Tittle tattle is used a lot by women, they hear something about someone and believe it to be the Gospel truth, and when they tell a friend of this they add a little to it to add some spice to the scandal that they've heard. So by the time it has has been passed along a few people, it turns into the greatest load of Bullshit that you've ever heard.

Oh my god, did you hear what she did to him, and he's doing this and her cousin is doing that. He told me that she cant do this, and i heard about him and yer woman down the road etc etc etc.

by infinity March 16, 2004

twatter water

The vaginal fluid that a girl literally shoots from her vagina as she climaxes; female cum

Mike: How did it go with that girl last night?

Brian: I was going down on her... and before I knew it, she sprayed her twatter water all over my face.

by Captain_Howdy December 6, 2009

twatterdnipplewaffle

A person who meets one or more of the following qualifications:

a) Insufferably annoying person whose personality is more like a terdsicle but whose actions scream twatwaffle and make you want to punch them in the chest. Or nipple area.

b) an individual who resembles a chipmunk and behaves in an extremely socially awkward way; or

c) someone prone to posting faux-modelesque pictures on social media sites, usually posing with a stuffed toy, dorm furniture or a cell-phone-in-the-mirror shot.

Angie is SUCH a twatterdnipplewaffle, she insists on re-tweeting everything I post on facebook with the words "lolz" next to it.

or

Did you see the latest picture Angie posted on her "modeling" website? The one with the picture of her looking like a chipmunk with her favorite eeyore toy? What a twatterdnipplewaffle.

by The Trojan Horsie January 29, 2012

CHISLING TWATTER

An individual who is proving himself to be a right royal pain in the arse.

That spunk-bubble over there is a right chisling twatter, he gets on my tits!

by Porky Lovin' October 24, 2008