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Turting

The act of repairing a link track.
Whelp, guess Ted's off Turting again.
by Stonebender February 18, 2023
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Turts

The plural for turtles preferably baby turtles. The turtle that knows run to big blue open area after come out of small home.
Friend: Hey man you see those Turts over there.
You: Yeah that’s a lot of Turts
by Sneky June 3, 2022
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Turt

The opposite of yurt
1: “omg i lost my house
2: “turtttt bro”
by Maemax December 13, 2024
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turt

kike coro a turt
kikes a massive turt!
by zdklnrgjk;zdrngpkjSNRgjk December 22, 2024
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Turt Runk

A stupid dumb induvial who shits in bird carcasses and eats them, then once the shit bird is digested is then shat into a small, dead, pregnant child. You then slowly stick cactus needles into your dick and once the blood drips onto your balls you shoot reds down the body's shit filled throat until the shit is in their stomach. Once the shit is in the body's stomach you impregnant the dead fetus inside the corpse. During this process shit will come out of the corpse's many holes and all over your body until you bust. If done successfully the body will blow up into a bloody, shit filled cum mess. The dead fetus will survive this process and can be used as a condom for future use.
by John Crump July 13, 2025
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turt

a person on the woomy arras discord server who sucks at the game so bad that they mald to every death.
Person 1: turt is so trash at woomy arras.io
Person 2: I know right!
by fishonurbandictionary July 7, 2022
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A god like being with infinite power it is the god of everything in the form a small turtle who only says turt his power level has been esmated to be♾ he is everything in one he is turt
Turt:a being that possesses abilities more powerful than a gods.
by a god of peace July 26, 2022
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