turkey neck siesta

variant to "turkey neck fiesta"

When a group of men place a sombrero onto a sleeping person, then surround it and mastubate onto the sombrero.

Did you hear?....They did the turkey neck siesta on Jenny!

by Captain J Cizzle November 29, 2011

purple headed turkey neck

Slang for the Penis.

He pulled out his large purple headed turkey neck and she gasped in delight!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

Turkey Neck molester

a dumbass who acts like they are the smartest person in the world knowing they are a piece of shit to everyone else and they are also dumb as hell

Steven and this boy named Ross are some Turkey Neck Molesters

by Birdkilla05 October 8, 2003

tubularly elongasized turkey neck

Slang from insane members of a 4 day cult, referring to MALE genitalia.

Damn son, your tubularly elongasized turkey neck is seriously about to choke your left leg.

by Wamba September 15, 2003

turkey necking

when you butt chug Champagne on thanksgiving by shoving a champagne flute up your ass and then pull the glass out so your anus prolapses, causing a “turkey neck”

hey bro, do you wanna get some turkey necking in before family dinner?

by basicbarry November 25, 2021

plumb tip turkey neck

a penis

she sucked my plumb tip turkey neck

by Cheeky-Bastard November 17, 2016

Trinity Turkey Neck

The Trinity Turkey Neck is accomplished by having your partner sit on your shoulders facing you. You then take the entirety of his cock down your throat to the point his balls are draping over your chin. At this point you prance around the neighborhood like a turkey.

We had to call the game warden last week, turns out it was just Denis and Bill practicing the Trinity Turkey Neck.

by FyffandSG November 12, 2021