A rare breed of dumbass who operates at maximum stupidity with zero self-awareness. Think of a regular idiot, now slap a jet engine on their bad decisions, and watch them crash straight into Darwin Award territory. A turbotard doesn’t just fail—they fail spectacularly and loudly, leaving everyone else wondering how they’ve made it this far in life without accidentally deleting themselves from existence.
"That aspie is a turbotard and a genius at the same time, like shrodingers cat."
"She tried to microwave a metal pan and then called 911 when it sparked. Turbotard energy."
"Dude said he was gonna 'build muscle fast' and drank a gallon of raw eggs in one sitting. Guess who spent the night hugging the toilet? Turbotard energy."
"She tried to microwave a metal pan and then called 911 when it sparked. Turbotard energy."
"Dude said he was gonna 'build muscle fast' and drank a gallon of raw eggs in one sitting. Guess who spent the night hugging the toilet? Turbotard energy."
by InBootyITrust January 5, 2025
Get the turbotard mug.IT IS THE BALANCE OF PRESSURE INSIDE AND OUTSIDE THE FASCIA. SIMILAR TO AND COMPARABLE TO PLANT TURGOR AND DERMAL TURGOR. WHEN FASCIA TURGOR IS OPTIMIZED THE 4TH PHASE OF WATER (GEL LIKE) CREATES PLASMA EXPRESSION OR CORONAL DISCHARGE. WHEN THE FASCIAL TURGOR IS LESS THAN OPTIMAL THE BODY WILTS LIKE WHEN PLANT TURGOR DROPS. THIS WILL BECOME IMPORTANT IN UNDERSTANDING OUR HUMANITY’S ASCENSION IS THE FULL EXPRESSION OF OUR DERMAL TURGOR.
THE FASCIAL TURGOR OF THE CLIENT IS LESS THAN OPTIMAL. THE FASCIAL TURGOR PRESSURE HAS DROPPED SIGNIFICANTLY.
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A southern turbotville tongue twister is when you spread someones ass cheeks, shove your tongue inside of the asshole, and try to say tongue twisters.
by Exodus1801 January 14, 2026
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