Guy 1: Damn Man! That trombone looks like it would be dope to fuck!
Guy 2: Ooh, got a tromboner, do you?
Guy 2: Ooh, got a tromboner, do you?
by Wiggity Wagaddy February 22, 2018

An extremely loud blasting device often used to harass members of the high woodwind section. Can play extremely low and high. Best instrument!
by BandNerd420 January 5, 2019

A tromboner is something that perverts get when playing a trumpet sexually. It is a masturbation tool for 13 year old who watch things that they shouldn't
A tromboner is something that perverts get when playing a trumpet sexually. It is a masturbation tool for 13 year old who watch things that they shouldn't
"He watches inapropriate things and he gets trumboners"
"He watches inapropriate things and he gets trumboners"
by thme November 19, 2018

1:Bro my trombone is so fricking heavy!
2:Really? Let me help you carry it.
1:Nah i want buff arms, this will help at least a little.
2:Really? Let me help you carry it.
1:Nah i want buff arms, this will help at least a little.
by SnigSnogNoDong October 16, 2019

by Higzi June 26, 2008

He is such a Tromboner!
by Pussy ripper December 18, 2010

It's anallingus, with a tug job.
by TyphoonSexDr? July 20, 2011
