Transmission Vision

When you are using hallucinogens to take advantage of a situation and use all technologies to make a quick and accumulated decision and simulation.

Winner: well, as I told you, when I was _____, I instantly understood that I needed to stop (but still thinking about it)

Audience: oh I see!

Loser: how can take his side??? He’s obviously still thinking about it! He’s doing that “Transmission Vision” thing again!

by Mrs Mrs Mrs June 14, 2023

manual transmission

The superior way of driving. More engaging and reliable although a rarity in the United States. To drive one, your left foot modulates a clutch and your right foot modulates the brakes/gas. You start going in motion when the clutch bites.

Did you see my new Honda Civic ?

u/hiyacoolcat7685's new car is a manual transmission, meaning he's a great driver

by hiyacoolcat April 28, 2024

Transmission Pants

Highly durable and resilient pants designed to withstand extreme stress and rugged conditions without blowing out. Must be rated to operate at hoop stress levels of 20% or more of SMYS (Specified Minimum Yield Strength), meaning these bad boys can stretch, bend, and flex under pressure without splitting open like the pants available at your local farm supply store.

"We had a pressure surge during the pipeline test, and everyone braced for a rupture--but my Transmission Pants just absorbed the stress, and the gauge needle bent instead. The on-site OSHA inspector just nodded approvingly."

by CaffeinatedReaper March 14, 2025

community transmission

Medical euphemism, roughly translated , "We have no fucking clue how, where, or who you caught the virus from".

"We phoned all of your direct contacts in the past fourteen days... (Yeah, we dialled the number you gave us for the girl whose name you didn't know.) We're marking it down as: "community transmission".

by o_alquimista September 25, 2020

transmissive

capable of being transmitted

The delta variant of COVID-19 is very transmissive.

by mail11 August 16, 2021

Transmission tower

It’s just fucking lookin thing that looks like an Eiffel Tower but 100 times worse. And has these wires longer than your (micro)penis

Ballsucker: Hey look it’s the Eiffel Tower!
Smartshart: NO YOU FUCKING DUMBASS IT’S A TRANSMISSION TOWER

by The Idiotic Neologist January 2, 2023

dual-clutch transmission

A 2-way radio message sent using a notoriously-problematic microphone which requires its operater to tightly grip/squeeze the "push-to-talk" button-lever with both hands to get it to work.

I hear that Ford is gonna be recalling a whole bunch more defective CBs that came with their new vehicles due to dual-clutch transmission issues.

by QuacksO September 23, 2019