The tostito tango

The act of drinking large amounts of alcohol and eating tostito pizza rolls only to vomit said items on to your partners back during intercourse.

The night was going well until I gave her the tostito tango.

by Dr.whan February 18, 2018

national tostito day

a day when all you eat are tostitos. yeah why do I need to explain because I have no idea

national tostito day, yum

by hailey loves you June 27, 2020

Wet Tosti

"Wet tosti: (noun) - A term derived from Dutch slang, referring to a 'soggy sandwich.' It symbolizes something lacking excitement or energy, akin to the English phrase 'blatherskite.' It describes a situation, object, or person that is dull, uninteresting, uninspiring or full of shit."

He is such a wet tosti.

by laapsaap April 26, 2024

Wet Tosti

"Wet tosti: (noun) - (soggy sandwich) A term derived from Dutch slang, meaning 'slappe hap' It signifies something lacking excitement or energy, akin to the English phrase 'blatherskite.' It describes a situation, object, or person that is dull, uninteresting, uninspiring, or full of nonsense and trivial talk."

He really is a wet tosti.

by laapsaap April 29, 2024

Ecuadorian Tostito

A sex position where you have sex with her doggy style, pull out, finish in a panema hat, put it on her head, and then recite obscure lines from Beavis and Butthead.

"I just had kinky sex with my husband's boyfriend's girlfriend and gave her an ecuadorian tostito!"

by Goober goober rocking April 2, 2025