blackout toodles

a sub-conscious state of mind and body induced by unwarranted consumption of cheap alcohol (usually karkov and natty light). symptoms include: red, itchy, and inflamed eyes; inability to formulate reasonably intelligent sentences; drunken uncontrollable rage against personal property thieves; droopy eye lids that give off the appearance of extreme fatigue; general misunderstanding of normally accepted social etiquette; poor judgement and decision making when dealing with members of the opposite sex, often leading to regrettable hook-ups; and a tendency to kick, tackle, choke, or punch unsuspecting innocent standbyers.

Hey man check out your boy brandon right now. He's gone straight blackout toodles... i know man. he does that freakin every single night he drinks. he can't handle his alcohol. what a bitch. goddamn blackout toodles.

by murpheee October 20, 2010

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toodle pip

you have a very cute toodle pip there, as in a baby.

are is that your newborn toodle pip?

by yolande June 24, 2004

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Toodle Poodle The Third

Toodle Poodle the third is my baby. I smash its head in

Lets go kill toodle poodle the third! I heard it crys after

by TOODLE July 28, 2023

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Toodle the fuck doo

A more eloquent alternative to the common GTFO or Get The Fuck Out. It generally signifies for the receiving party to stop talking and re-evaluate their social standing considering how badly they have just been told.

Kitty: I love assuming things about you, and I think you're a greedy Jew.

Eloquent Person: I would tell you to GTFO, but I am civilized, so Toodle The Fuck Doo.

by BenFranklin69 December 31, 2010

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