With nobody to help him, he decided to go Toobin. He went Toobin to see how he felt about the topic.
by Frank Grimes VIII October 20, 2020
by Moonstanders October 20, 2020
Someone who's being a dick on a video conference, particularly when they refuse to take responsibility for their behaviour.
by fabulogue October 19, 2020
The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for the purposes of arousal and self-gratification.
by RightRev October 20, 2020
When you're a scumbag degenerate on a Zoom call with your co-workers and you decide to just rub one out on live stream. (BONUS: You can lie about "not knowing people could see you" later, if you choose.)
SYN: Publicly Masturbating in a live stream chat room; like a CNN Anchor did live on a Zoom Call on October 19, 2020; resulting in his subsequent suspension from CNN ...the same day.
Initial reports said "he exposed himself", but it was later revealed that two people under condition of anonymity "saw him jerking off."
Whew, what a joke!
SYN: Publicly Masturbating in a live stream chat room; like a CNN Anchor did live on a Zoom Call on October 19, 2020; resulting in his subsequent suspension from CNN ...the same day.
Initial reports said "he exposed himself", but it was later revealed that two people under condition of anonymity "saw him jerking off."
Whew, what a joke!
by Lope Status October 19, 2020
Masturbating, jerking off, jacking off. Especially in inappropriate circumstances like a zoom call. Named in honor of Jeffrey Toobin, a pioneer of inappropriate masturbation in the zoom age.
"You better not be toobin' in the bathroom, Jeff!"
"My mom caught me toobin'. It was so embarrassing!"
"I forgot to turn off my camera and all my colleagues caught me toobin'!"
"My mom caught me toobin'. It was so embarrassing!"
"I forgot to turn off my camera and all my colleagues caught me toobin'!"
by VileBoy October 20, 2020