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Danger Toot

When you have had recent diarrhea and later risk farting away from a toilet, knowing that there is a chance more than gas will come out.
Yesterday's curry gave me the runs, but I still risked a danger toot and ended up sharting myself.
Danger Toot by Stygian Soul March 2, 2023

I Root-a-Toot and it Stank a Dank

When someone farts really bad, and it smells very, very bad!!
Katie:Dude...I root-a-toot and it stank a dank!
Lindsay: OMG!!! THATS SO BAD!!
Janae: WHere is the air freshener?

van der toot 

A fart shrouded in mystery.
Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other
van der toot by iamdubz June 25, 2010

Deja Toot 

A fart preceded by a nearly identical sounding fart
Mark unloaded another whopper, and it was deja toot all over again.
Deja Toot by tommiefrazier August 8, 2015

Doot Toot Bows

1) Heavy south eastern United States slang for the motivational mantra; "Do It To It, Boys!"
Elt, I swarny! Kaint never could, so "doot toot bows!" Ain't skeered!... Mama, reach me my baby. We're headed to WALMART! WOOO!!!
Doot Toot Bows by brainified November 1, 2023