furry saddle

noun- the act of a female squatting and riding on a bearded man's face

Oh baby, that furry saddle feels like carpet.

by Chili Hole December 25, 2010

Saddle Batter

The warm, thick, wet substance that forms along the saddle, or taint, during physical activity - particularly bike riding.

After that 60-mile bike ride through Borneo, I had some major saddle batter souping up.

by Ruge July 06, 2009

Pink Saddle

When your hitting it from behind and you don’t have a solid hand grip so you grab her long, pink, luscious armpit hair and proceed to ride.

Ben: “Yo how was last night with Kristan?”
Porter: “I was hitting it from behind but I lost grip so I had to pink saddle her.”
Ben: “Poggers dude.”
Porter: “Epic Victory Royale”

by Lilboner March 05, 2021

Saddle Goose

A fool.

Billy, maybe if you got rid of that rambunctious hairstyle you'd earn some fine females, saddle goose!

by CarsonDB November 09, 2020

back in the saddle

1.) To begin doing what you stopped doing before, and often after recovering from an illness or a set-back.

2.) Riding a horse

1.) The doctor said that I have fully recovered, so I am ready and will be back in the saddle by Monday.

2.) His teenage son got a new position in the polo club, and he is now back in the saddle

by Sir Orlando November 10, 2013

saddle creek

an amazing record label consisting of anorexics and drunks.

Have you heard the new record from Saddle Creek?

by shesauglygirl February 01, 2004

Turkish Saddle

Cradling and caressing the testes in a warm moist Turkish towel, much in the same way the Sella Turcica cradles the neruro and adenohypopheses of the pituitary gland.

Its been a long day Sally, come here and give your man the Turkish Saddle.

by protenacious D March 06, 2009