Tits Up and Taking On Water

-Not just that you're fucked but that you're fucked AND it's still getting worse.

-Your life is in the shitter already and now some asshole is about to give you a spin & flush at least twice.

-Not only is your POS boat dead in the water but it's sinking as well

Guy1: well shit life sucks... My wife is cheating on me
Guy2: Umm dude, what's that letter from the health department?
Guy1: Fuck, I guess I'm just tits up and taking on water, she gave an STD too.
Guy2: Well, it could be worse.

Guy1: How's that?
Guy2: At least I haven't caught it from her yet.

by romaddeez March 4, 2010

Tits Up

It’s a reminder to stand up straight, be confident, and go for it!

The last thing she heard before she went on stage at the comedy show was her producer saying "you got this, tits up!"

by Carly2525252525 December 10, 2020

tits up

Total Unconsciousness. a term used in the military to describe the final stages of several medical conditions (heat exhaustion, heat stroke, chemical exposure, etc.) Also called tango uniform using the military radio phonetics. "Tits up" is the slang version.

You'll go tits up if you don't get injected with atropine within 10 minutes of exposure.

by goopup February 4, 2006

Titsplit

When a women has a purse strap,gym bag or seatbelt between her breast causing the split boobs

That seatbelt gives her boobs a nice titsplit!

by Springerwing October 27, 2018

Titsperger's Syndrome

It is a neurodevelopmental disorder under the subcategory of Assperger's Syndrome characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests when an individual sees a women with a great pair of tits. Usually temporary and often an accute form is displayed when in the presences of a women with a great rack.

As soon as Brittney walked out to the beach in her bikini, Chad developed Titsperger's Syndrome and couldn't talk or do anything but stare.

by Charlie Badass June 12, 2022

tits up

Deader than fried chicken.

No, Molly, I'm sorry, I can't come over tonight. I have to stay at home with Mom. They found Dad tits up in the bathroom at the "Ponderosa" this afternoon.

by Gino Licata December 29, 2008

Titsperger's syndrome

Someone who is fixated on big female breast. An unofficial subcatagory of Asperger's Syndrome

Dude when Brad goes to a strip club he looks like he has Titsperger's syndrome cause he becomes transfixed on their tits.

by Charlie Badass July 1, 2022